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Edward Martin III

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Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc. If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.

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Right on! Looking forward to it!

How can our group (the Let’s Make a Movie team) help?

11.08.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Don’t let politics destroy relationships” can be responded to with “Don’t destroy relationships and call it ‘politics’ to excuse it” or even “If you didn’t want this relationship destroyed, you would have selected different ‘politics’. to embrace.”

11.08.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thunder rumbles. I turn to New Guy. "You know what that means?" I ask.

New Guy hesitates. "Thunder...?" he tries.

"A footrace challenge from the building next door. Our team wears copper hats."

Colleague pops his head in my office. "Is it Copper Hat Time again?"

I nod.

New Guy now very anxious.

11.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Near as I can tell, part of the Free Bonus you get wwhen you buy a cheap-ass keyboard iss that you get a keyboard where the key debouncer circuit only workss "when I feel like itt asshole."

11.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any other writers/filmmakers in my circle going to WorldCon Seattle next week? Wanna get together?

10.08.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone explained to Trump that sucking Putin’s dick “in Alaska” is:

1. Still in the US, as “Alaska” is technically a state,

2. Real (Alaska’s motto does not start with ‘What happens in Alaska…’),

3. Still sucking Putin’s dick.

I feel like no one’s openly calling it a dicksucking adventure.

10.08.2025 01:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, I’m sure the percentage is higher than that.

The messaging flooding out onto social media about hating EVERYTHING that isn’t highly-branded Republican is overwhelming.

I’d wager he could rip a baby in two, and then tell people “It was a socialist commie baby” and they would nod with approval.

09.08.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds so cool!

09.08.2025 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s so weird being so open about hurting a demographic that’s trained to shoot and hit their target.

I mean, seems like a dumb move to me.

09.08.2025 05:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

09.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I am so sorry to have participated in this conversation."

Too late -- YOU ARE HERE!

09.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Fully Functional: a cross-cultural collaboration, reaching out to organics Poetry from the heart of an AI.

Special offer, good for the month of August only:

If you buy a physical copy of the book from the HELLBENDER MEDIA WEB STORE, not only will I autograph it, but I will personalize that book with a poem composed ON THE SPOT before I ship it out.

www.hellbendermedia.com/product/book...

09.08.2025 00:28 — 👍 3    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Cover of the book "Fully Functional" which depicts a spark growing across a strange textured void.

Cover of the book "Fully Functional" which depicts a spark growing across a strange textured void.

If you wanna know what it's like when an AI falls for an organic, and you can handle that whole slightly-spicy romantic tale in the form of poetry written by the AI...

...then "Fully Functional" is perfect!

Nab a copy today!

www.hellbendermedia.com/books_ff/

(see Special Offer in first comment)

09.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Let's work the garbage out of our system so we come to WorldCon with a clear head, ready to make a movie. :)

09.08.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How the hell did this account -- which appears to be SPECIFICALLY spamming for engagement and data theft -- get so many followers?!

08.08.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Peek at a Story Intro | Hellbender Media Get more from Hellbender Media on Patreon

A little sneak-peek behind the Curtains of Mystery for my upcoming book series "Terror Stories from the Territories."

It's a heavily-designed 18-book monthly series collecting over 200 short stories in beautiful full-color volumes.

Sign up for a free trial!

www.patreon.com/posts/peek-a...

08.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

I kinda wanna see if there's a porn version of the 80's classic "Highlander," but called "Thighlander," but on the other hand, I'm afraid it'll never live up to my expectations and exacting standards.

Sidenote: should I kickstart that?

08.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Stopping ICE is doing the Lord's work!

"When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt." -- Leviticus 19:33-34

08.08.2025 19:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome possum! I’m arriving Wednesday also.

08.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll be running the Let’s Make a Movie workshop, which is also a ton of sessions, but if it’s okay with you, would love to meet you in person, just to say hi!

08.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, are you going to be at WorldCon in Seattle?

08.08.2025 07:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If only I had the authority… :/

08.08.2025 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought it was lush and crazy and gorgeous. I hope you enjoy it!

08.08.2025 07:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sheriff apologizes after legally blind man is arrested when cane is mistaken for a gun The Columbia County sheriff said the Oct. 31 arrest of James Hodges, who is legally blind, was "unacceptable." Two of his deputies face suspension without pay.

“We’re going to seriously consider thinking about maybe discouraging cops from harassing and arresting BLIND PEOPLE.”

All cops, man.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

08.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a right-wing strategy: “if they won’t let us hurt those people, maybe we can convince them to hurt those people themselves to gain our favor (which we would never do anyway, haha)”

08.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Nowadays, we gotta hold ‘em underwater until they stop being Bad Guys.

Usually 8-10 minutes.

Per side.

08.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will be traveling and staying in Grapevine, TX for a few days coming up.

Any frens been there? Is there any especially-cool places to stay there that wouldn't be evident on a Google map? Any areas to avoid?

Local expertise is very welcome!

07.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It feels like so much progress in the US depended on the honor system.

07.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I might seem childish, but it was Speed Racer. My first impression was "this is just a mess," but a few years later, I sat down and really WATCHED it, and then I saw how deliberately they created their chaos.

I felt like I had shaken the cobwebs from my head.

07.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly!

Somehow we all realized that this was the best way to address that.

07.08.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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