pipsqueak

not germane in any way & much more petty of a point but imagine spending 40 years on this planet with a world of information at your disposal at any given moment & ensuring that every post you sweatily, sanctimoniously post on this godforsaken microblog site invariably includes the word "literally"

photo of Detroit Pistons player Javonte Green with his young son on his lap on the team bench during the 4th quarter of a lopsided walloping of a game against the Knicks a few days ago tweet: Imagine you gettin smoked and your opponent just chillin on the bench with his kid

Pistons eke out another victory, sadly no Frito-clutching infant human victory cigar to speak of

all Paul McCartney had was “Yesterday” & all the Hornets had was Muggsy Bogues

if i played pro ball & missed a free throw & the hostile crowd cheered my shortcoming i would simply roll my eyes at them & make a clapping seal gesture like the petulant diva i am

There should be a bonus for punching known abuser Miles Bridges

the only guidance i'd ever accept from her is a brief consultation on resembling a Victorian-era specter who glumly trolls the premises of a Manchester duplex & unendingly listens to Morrissey's solo work on a Walkman

sis went from proudly working alongside Sean Hayes to loudly lurking in the broadside of a Kahanist daze

hardworking Italian man when asked to identify a favorite part of his body that happens to include three nipples & a penis that points upward at all times: “my strange-a dick, son”

Post by Will Stancil‬ @whstancil.bsky.social‬ No, my argument is that the founding principles of this country - the ideas that made it into the founding documents, which you can read for yourself - were not racism or slavery or genocide. Those things did exist in practice alongside the founding ideas, and were eventually mitigated by them ‪Quoted post by Academic Anarchy🏴‬ @johnbrownbread.bsky.social‬ Will’s entire argument here appears to be “most people do not believe this country was founded on racism and genocide and they will get mad if you tell them that. And I will grant thats true most people don’t believe it. But that doesn’t make it any less true. Will goes further by denying it himself ‪ Reply to Will by Guy with a beard and opinions‬ @whowhatnow56.bsky.social‬ Will, those documents are worded that way because they didn’t view women or brown people as in fact people. ‪ Reply by Will Stancil‬ @whstancil.bsky.social‬ That’s definitely false ‪ Reply by CrookedCat‬ @stashtastic.bsky.social‬ Oh, the 3/5 compromise wasn't real, William? ‪ Reply by Will Stancil‬ @whstancil.bsky.social‬ That’s not what that was about

Chef's kiss.

some say he claims settlers are permitted to uproot 1200-year-old olive shrubs with impunity as he considers them fake plastic trees

the only guidance i'd ever accept from her is a brief consultation on resembling a Victorian-era specter who glumly trolls the premises of a Manchester duplex & unendingly listens to Morrissey's solo work on a Walkman

yes sir 🫡

goths who like potty humor baffle me, it goes against the code & all they purport to stand for

edible playable chocolate record

it may not be permitted nor prudent but it is certainly not a crime to gift a chocolate LP record to your lover this upcoming Valentine's Day

joel mchale gonna get a seventh turkish transplant to celebrate the gallantry of the hawks

if you don't know who Aella girl is: pro-capitalist and pro-crypto Silicon Valley libertarian sex worker, Thiel connections, doesn't shower, tracks her bowel movements, defended AI CSAM, worked for a "blockchain dating app" until it collapsed, organized a gang bang and tracked its data,

sweaters of the Russian Five

for a brief moment in the 1990s Russophobia subsided in Detroit

sis went from proudly working alongside Sean Hayes to loudly lurking in the broadside of a Kahanist daze

This Is 40 movie poster: both subjects have Won’t Sitstill’s countenance superimposed: the front & center subject wears a Burger King crown. amy klobuchar is posted up in the corner. on the wall are 2 equations: “Lenin equals satan” & “communism equals death” JJ the jetplane flies in the corner. there’s an SOS signal & the bsky butterfly. toilet boy has a halo surrounded his melon

can’t wait to turn 40 so i can at long last be an infant again

fuck the ghost busters

pitchfork hiding their precious album scores behind a paywall at this point is like Kirstie Alley refusing to film nude scenes in the aftermath of her Pier 1 Imports phantom career resurgence

Israeli Soldier:

“We are looking for babies, but there is no babies left.”

“I K!LL€D a girl, she was 12 but I'm looking for a baby”

it’s okay to take a moment to permit yourself to cool off the bigotry neuron

me holding my childhood cat Toni on a brown chair

as ever it’s a boy & his cat vs the world

Israel told the UN to stay away from those areas for 9 hours while it kills all plant life. This is a war crime, and Israel is so comfortable committing war crimes that they announce them in advance.

Marianne Thornberry on the mic

righteously intense, Carhartt-clad women from Wisconsin with good politics & road-salt-kissed Honda Civics spreading the good word on this microblog site

DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE' The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.

“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.

“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”

www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...

Brian Gaarsano

Celine Dion gave us one of the great diva moments

Don't Explain is one of my favorite songs in existence