the raccoons in elderly golfer’s head have chewed through all the wires and the press continues to sleepwalk through it

here's today's post: "the raccoons in elderly golfer’s head have chewed through all the wires" — and the press continues to sleepwalk through it.
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Someone called it in??? C’mon, man…