Jeff Tiedrich

Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again how was this even allowed to happen?

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what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?

SO RUSSIA AUTHORED A BULLSHIT "PEACE PLAN" TO FORCE ON UKRAINE, AND "LIDDLE" MARCO RUBIO CLAIMED THE US WROTE IT. THEN HE ADMITTED RUSSIA WROTE IT, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS STORY A THIRD TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST I ATTEMPT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. LINK: bit.ly/4p47EJ2

what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?

SO RUSSIA AUTHORED A BULLSHIT "PEACE PLAN" TO FORCE ON UKRAINE, AND "LIDDLE" MARCO RUBIO CLAIMED THE US WROTE IT. THEN HE ADMITTED RUSSIA WROTE IT, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS STORY A THIRD TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST I ATTEMPT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. LINK: bit.ly/4p47EJ2

Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again how was this even allowed to happen?

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oh, please. Marjorie Taylor Greene can fuck all the way off. she’s an arsonist, standing in the middle of the road with an empty gas can and a book of matches, wondering aloud about ‘how did all these fires get started?’

MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC

good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene buh-bye, Sporky

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oh, please. Marjorie Taylor Greene can fuck all the way off. she’s an arsonist, standing in the middle of the road with an empty gas can and a book of matches, wondering aloud about ‘how did all these fires get started?’

MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC

good fucking riddance to Marjorie Taylor Greene buh-bye, Sporky

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true facts

SO SAD! MAGA "MORONS" ARE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE DEAR LEADER HAS FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ZOHRAN MAMDANI. BOO FUCKING HOO, LOSERS! I COVER THIS ALL THIS AND THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48vWdE4

this week in stupid: November 22 edition Elon gets bitten, Donny gets smitten, and so much more...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 22 edition" — Elon gets bitten, Donny gets smitten, and so much more...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene stepping down from Congress in order to spend more time with the barking noises inside her head

back when Joe Biden was president, the press would go ape-shit every time he mispronounced someone’s name, and would call for for Biden to immediately step down, for the good of the country. how is some rotting-brained dictator-wannabe calling for the execution of Democrats not a thousand times worse?

LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE IS OBVIOUSLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE. WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A PRESS IF THEY WON'T DO THEIR JOBS AND SAY SO? LET'S GO, YOU ASSHOLES. DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. PLEASE READ MY MAGNIFICENT POST WHICH WON THE NOBEL CUSSING-LIKE-A-SAILOR PRIZE, THANK YOU. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn

look: the only reason for Donny to get bent out of shape over the military being told that they have a duty to refuse illegal orders is because he intends to issue illegal orders. it’s that simple. the military is not Donny’s personal plaything. I know he likes to imagine it is, but our armed forces swore an oath to obey the Constitution, not some fuckbrained felon.

THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON FOR OUR "SHITBAG-IN-CHIEF" DONNY DIAPERSTAIN NOT TO WANT THE MILITARY TO KNOW THEY CAN DISOBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn

‘Families Like Ours’ Review: Emptying Denmark

Danish TV did a whole limited series based on the premise 'what if an entire country had to evacuate?'
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awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign what could go wrong?

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the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'

so, Donny finally signed the Dead Pedo Bestie Act of 2025, which directs the Department of What Used To Be Justice to release the Epstein Files. you’ll never guess what happened next: Pam Bondi immediately started moving the goalposts. it turns out that the DOJ can’t release all of the files even though it really really wants to, because — well, just because.

EVERYONE SAW THIS COMING A MILE AWAY, RIGHT? ALL OF A SUDDEN, PAM BONDI IS COMING UP LAME BULLSHIT EXCUSES WHY PARTS OF THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES CAN'T BE RELEASED. ALL THAT AND MORE IN MY VERY POWERFUL LOOK AT THE NEWS THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS MY GREATEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3XFuLgU

fascism, but with fuckwits can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?

here's today's post: "fascism, but with fuckwits" — can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
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Donny didn’t just embarrass himself — he humiliated the entire country. Mohammed bin Salman should have never been allowed to set foot in the Oval Bordello — because, as everyone well knows, MBS is the winner of the Nobel Chopped ’Em Up Real Good Prize.

WHY WAS THE CROWN PRINCE OF BONE SAW ARABIA IN THE OVAL OFFICE YESTERDAY? IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FUGLY GOLDEN TOWER IN RIYADH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST. BIG STRONG READERS ASK ME SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT! SIR! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47RIGXa

‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable laugh it up, you fucking ghouls

here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls.
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now I have performance anxiety

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look, does it really matter that Lindsey Halligan got her law degree out of a Cracker Jack box she fished out of a dumpster behind Trump University? no, not at all — not when she always has the option of texting her colleague, America’s tipsiest US Attorney Jeanine Boxwine, and asking to borrow her well-thumbed copy of Prosecuting for Dummies.

DIPSHIT DONNY DIAPERLOAD APPOINTED LINDSEY HALLIGAN (UNQUALIFIED "TOADY"!) TO PROSECUTE JIM COMEY — AND SHE FUCKED IT ALL UP SO BADLY THAT THE JUDGE CHEWED HER OUT. WHAT A LOSER! I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN MY VERY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT COULD BE WRITTEN. THANK YOU! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pcnYa9

Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head

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and let’s also not forget what’s at the core of this Epstein saga: a bunch of rich and powerful degenerates spent years raping children — and the sitting president of the United States may very well have been a willing participant. at the very least, he knew what was going on. isn’t that news, Margaret? might not that be a topic worthy of discussion on Face the Nation? so why is it being dismissed as a ‘Democratic distraction’?

Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan calling the Epstein Files a 'Democratic distraction' has to be one of the worst cases of journalistic malpractice yet. CBS continues to beclown and embarrass themselves. that's the topic of my post for today. thank you for reading! link is here: bit.ly/48j2Fy7

fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files

CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it

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meanwhile, the worst people in the world are still trying to finesse the idea that it’s not really pedophilia unless it happens in the Pedophile Region of France. otherwise, it’s Sparkling Child Rape.

NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH

he’s trash. she’s trash. it’s a Sunday trash-fest! all these shitweasels are made for each other

here's today's post: "he’s trash. she’s trash. it’s a Sunday trash-fest!" — Donny and Sporky are made for each other.
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