Jeff Tiedrich

Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong? perfectly abnormal stuff

from today's post: "Dear Leader is nuts — and his flunkies are deranged psychos. what could go wrong?" — perfectly abnormal stuff.
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can we please stop calling ICE ‘law enforcement officers’? they’re not enforcing any known laws on the books. what they’re doing is inventing their own laws on the spot — and playing judge, jury and executioner.

THE UTTER FUCKING NERVE OF "POCKET NAZI" GREG BOVINO AND ICE BARBIE CALLING THEIR MASKED AND MURDEROUS THUGS "LAW ENFORCEMENT." THESE LAWLESS SHITPIGS ARE ANYTHING BUT. I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN TODAY'S SUPER-ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rau7ol

oh fuck, not again another day, another state-sponsored murder

here's today's post: "oh fuck, not again" — another day, another state-sponsored murder.
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can we please stop calling ICE ‘law enforcement officers’? they’re not enforcing any known laws on the books. what they’re doing is inventing their own laws on the spot — and playing judge, jury and executioner.

THE UTTER FUCKING NERVE OF "POCKET NAZI" GREG BOVINO AND ICE BARBIE CALLING THEIR MASKED AND MURDEROUS THUGS "LAW ENFORCEMENT." THESE LAWLESS SHITPIGS ARE ANYTHING BUT. I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN TODAY'S SUPER-ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rau7ol

oh fuck, not again another day, another state-sponsored murder

here's today's post: "oh fuck, not again" — another day, another state-sponsored murder.
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WHY NOT

finally, the White House shat this fever-swamp nonsense onto Elon’s Nazi Bar and Child Porn Emporium: the fucking idiot and a penguin, strolling arm and arm like the best buds they are, in the general direction of Greenland.

DONNY AND THE WHITE HOUSE KEEP POSTING THE STUPIDEST SHIT IMAGINABLE. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO WIN THE NOBEL DUMBFUCK PRIZE. I COVER ALL THIS AND MORE IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" ROUND-UP OF ALL THE ATROCITIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qLdxvI

I can't wait to see what lies they tell about this latest state-sponsored killing

that exact thought crossed my mind

this week in stupid: January 24 edition Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...

it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 24 edition" — Donny Convict walks it, Couchfuck McGee talks it, and so much more...
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it ain't my first rodeo. I've got plenty of food, firewood and fine wine on hand

up here in the Hudson Valley, gas stations are running out because everyone's buying gas for their snowblowers and generators. it's a madhouse

WHAAAAAT

in any sane world, Jack Smith would be a national hero, and our 34-count convicted felon president would have long ago been chucked straight the fuck into prison — but what can I say? shitty timelines gonna shitty timeline.

JACK SMITH DOESN'T TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE SHOUTY HALF-DRESSED DEGENERATE WRESTLING COACH JIM JORDAN. ALSO, DONNY'S HAND IS ROTTING AND HIS PEACE BOARD™ IS JUST ANOTHER GREASY GRIFT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/45rcoRl

three cheers for Jack Smith the man who indicts war criminals in The Hague is not fucking around

here's today's post: "three cheers for Jack Smith" — also, Donny's hand and brain are rotting, and his Peace Board is a corrupt scam.
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the whole world is laughing at us, when they’re not cringing in horror at our latest atrocity. I swear, this guy never shuts the fuck up about how he’s the greatest deal-maker who ever lived — when in reality he’s a corroded old dumbfuck who would lose a round of ‘I’ve got your nose.’

CONFUSED AND DEMENTED DONNY TACO'D AGAIN, GETTING PLAYED BY NATO AND GREENLAND — MAKING A DEAL THAT GETS HIM NOTHING. IT'S THE ART OF THE IMAGINARY DEAL! I LAY IT OUT IN A POST THAT HAVE MANY SAYING "SIR! SIR! YOU HAVE ALL THE BEST WORDS!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS LINK: bit.ly/3YOFg2a

Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos readings from the Art of the Imaginary Deal

here's today's post: "Taco Donny shits the bed in Davos" — readings from the Art of the Imaginary Deal.
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hey, where do you think ‘suppressing the Dead Pedo Bestie Files’ was in Donny’s list of wins? I’d have put it at number one.

DONNY HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO BRAG ABOUT HIS (IMAGINARY) "365 WINS" IN 2025. IT WAS A FUCKING SHIT-SHOW. HE BLITHERED INCOHERENTLY ABOUT PAPER CLIPS AND BASEBALL, WHILE THE SQUIRRELS IN HIS HEAD CHEWED THROUGH ALL THE WIRES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4sPlst1

let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off and Donny gives another batshit presser

here's today's post: "let’s watch a Danish pol tell Dear Leader to fuck off" — and Donny gives another batshit presser.
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can you imagine any other nation on the planet getting called out like this? no, you can’t. it’s only the US getting read the riot act — because we’re the country with the leader whose brain has gone fuckity-bye.

IT'S SO EMBARRASSING — DANISH POLITICIANS ARE NOW LECTURING US TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR MAD KING PROBLEM. I HAVE THE VIDEO IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49L7pMG

we need to talk about how fucking stupid he is other countries are now lecturing us to get our shit together

here's today's post: "we need to talk about how fucking stupid he is" — other countries are now lecturing us to get our shit together.
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so will three quarters of the Republican party

I have a dream, too: everything is covered in spiders.
Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was so much better at dreaming than I am

‘I get to have a country now’ isn’t how a rational adult thinks. it’s how a two-year-old obsessed with grievances and score-settling thinks. none of this is normal. Donny is utterly unhinged. he’s deranged, and is unfit to be president.

I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS UP: DONNY FUCKWIT IS NOW ACTUALLY CLAIMING THAT HE DESERVES GREENLAND AS COMPENSATION FOR NOT WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. ON WHAT PLANET DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? HE'S A LUNATIC, AS I LAY OUT IN TODAY'S TREMENDOUS POST. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49ENuyM

true fact: during Donny's first term, there was a guy who they actually called 'the music man' who would come into the oval office and play show tunes on a portable CD player to calm Donny down when he was spiraling. I'm not making this up

spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize on what planet does that make any sense?

here's today's post: "spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize" — on what planet does that make any sense?
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Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW perfectly normal stuff

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW" — perfectly normal stuff.
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look at where we are right now, thanks to Donny’s imperialistic fever dreams: it’s us versus NATO. can you fucking imagine that? we used to lead NATO, and now we’re a pariah state. ace job, Donny. take a fucking victory lap. our next president is going to have so much to clean up after, that it’s going to take years to glue all the pieces back together.

DEMENTED DONNY IS TREATING GREENLAND LIKE HE AND HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE USED TO TREAT MOTEL-A-LAGO "SPA GIRLS" — AND NOW HE'S THROWING A SHIT-FIT BECAUSE NATO IS READY TO FIGHT BACK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW (SIR! SIR!) THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/45NdJls

look at where we are right now, thanks to Donny’s imperialistic fever dreams: it’s us versus NATO. can you fucking imagine that? we used to lead NATO, and now we’re a pariah state. ace job, Donny. take a fucking victory lap. our next president is going to have so much to clean up after, that it’s going to take years to glue all the pieces back together.

DEMENTED DONNY IS TREATING GREENLAND LIKE HE AND HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE USED TO TREAT MOTEL-A-LAGO "SPA GIRLS" — AND NOW HE'S THROWING A SHIT-FIT BECAUSE NATO IS READY TO FIGHT BACK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW (SIR! SIR!) THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/45NdJls

Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW perfectly normal stuff

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW" — perfectly normal stuff.
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