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Text Preview: The test results came back, Kafui, and I’m scared. I’m so fucking scared.

Message: Kafui, I’m Macy Cosway. Patriot, intelligence asset, and Proud Dem. I’m running for Senate in America’s most racist state. My patience with Donny Drumpf has been tested LONG ENOUGH. Chip in $9 today?

you are my one desire

Guinevere

do you think they knew how awesome this was

Another night in Gaza
My children sleep on the ground, no electricity, no mattresses, no safety.
This is what "bedtime" looks like in war.💔💔
We just asking for a chance to live ;we still belive in hope..any help can make a huge difference to us ♥️
tinyurl.com/FarhatKidsGaza

this is the standard for convictions under terrorism legislation. you'll never pass a DBS check. that's a life bar in jobs in teaching, healthcare, social services, civil service etc. it's an international travel bar. there's also upcoming legislation for bans to social housing and access to finance

I'm playing a Christian Uncharted knock-off called "Adam's Venture" today and it's really good.

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

digital drawing of dk bananza character Poppy Kong holding up a labubu-ified version of Void Kong, like the 24 karat gold labubu meme

i have the one and only 24 karat gold kongbubu #donkeykongbananza

Found this picture on the french Kakapo wikipedia page and it's killing me

this tastes like a mystery skittle

Beating the heat

it’s not my thing, but i can’t deny TF artists are the most talented furry artists by far. the more esoteric someone is with their tezuka shit, the better the art

Enough time has passed, I think we can all admit now that Super Mario Bros. 3 for the NES is gooner trash

Lammy's New Clothes

A t-shirt with a picture of Billy Bat, a cartoon bat. Underneath him are the words "MAY 19 2031"

Dreamt I was having a conversation with a beautiful freak woman who was wearing a t-shirt that looked like this

this car just beeped at me while i’m waiting to cross the road. like damn okay what did i do to slow you down i’m just over here

phil collins wrote in the air tonight after getting nutted on by a ghost

if they’re gonna make me see that shit they could at least have the nicety to send me an email about it like uc berkeley does

man i’m a dumbass, been busy traveling all today and only just occurred to me now to log onto my work website to see that a bunch of megachurches have silently uploaded assignments for me to do

i am going to just openly say i do not like the "only trans people know about obscure games / cis people only know about well-known things". i get what you're going for, but it comes off hella gross and i don't like it.

personal opinion.

Via SEGA JP, the new greatest piece of official Sonic art to ever exist

i do donate what i can, but i don’t know, when has liking and reblogging ever lead to actionable change? i feel very fake doing it, though i always feel fake and manipulative towards everyone around me, so that’s nothing new

i like to repost the gofundmes sent to me because i figure it’s better than doing nothing, but it still feels superficial to be honest. there’s something unfulfilling about it because i would like to do more for the world, we all would, but at the same time i do feel like i’m basically doing little