My wife one upped me on this the other day. Lol
[can’t open a jar]
OMG I NEED A MAN
[gets jar open]
Oh whew that was close
As a kid, life was simpler when our biggest worry was running out of quarters at the arcade.
I miss the 1980s when everyone had big homes and small TVs.
😂
If I don't shave til after Halloween I basically can just be Alf for the day of the dead
Ouija boards are like the smartphones of the supernatural world, connecting you to the spirit realm's version of tech support. Just be careful not to drop your planchette in the ghostly equivalent of a "dead zone".
Ouija boards are like the smartphones of the supernatural world, connecting you to the spirit realm's version of tech support. Just be careful not to drop your planchette in the ghostly equivalent of a "dead zone".
Another thought on dreams:
Trying to remember dreams is like chasing fireflies in the dark - they're elusive, and just when you think you've caught one, it slips through your fingers.
Dreams are like Wi-Fi signals; they seem strong and vivid in the middle of the night, but by morning, you can't remember a thing.
How the Doordasher delivers food all the way out to my place.
Clever!
I'm just going to point out that this platform is great so far without the politics and mainstream media.
That's absolutely wonderful. My spouse does the same for me.
Gen-Z: Making old-school cool again, ironically.
In 2024, our robot vacuum cleaners will form a support group to cope with their fear of commitment to one corner of the room.
Embrace the challenges of today, for they are the stepping stones to the victories of tomorrow.
Her: I wish you’d grow up.
Me: What a shitty thing to wish upon someone.
When you're depressed, it's then that you realize just how loud silence really is.
Made some moon water for later. 💜💜
Extremely deep road potholes found in Anchorage Alaska raise concerns about the safety of China.
