Captain Disillusion

Captain Disillusion

@captaindisillusion.bsky.social

Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh. youtube.com/@captaindisillusion patreon.com/captaindisillusion

50,377 Followers 199 Following 739 Posts Joined Oct 2023
7 hours ago
Screenshot of two Bluesky replies, (identities blanked out).
Reply 1: "So, how did the camera op know to pan up?"
Reply 2: "Center of gravity goes straight down at a constant acceleration when falling (ignoring drag), so if you shift position your body's location/rotation is determined by how it moved the center of gravity. This is to say you bent the wrong way for that rotation at the start to make sense lol"

I am responsible for creating this culture and now I must suffer the consequences 😑

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10 hours ago

😅

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10 hours ago

Stop beaming into my room, it causes glitches!

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10 hours ago
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It couldn't possibly be better than this

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2 days ago

GOOFLIBUS

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2 days ago

I love the era of Goofy cartoons where every other incidental character is also just Goofy. It's like.. don't worry about it. Keep drawing him.

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4 days ago

YouTube, show me the opposite of everything you're showing me on this whole page. Execute command!

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5 days ago

Tonight try to change your clock as I fly away from it at the speed of light.

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5 days ago

I've got this very easy-to-understand and not-demoralizing-to-look-at system. Just gotta turn all the non-green things green.

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6 days ago

But then I'd have to hear my terrible writing!

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6 days ago
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a man in a blue plaid shirt is kneeling down with the word sobbing written on the floor ALT: a man in a blue plaid shirt is kneeling down with the word sobbing written on the floor

It's ok, only 180 VFX shots to go

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1 week ago

Just a misunderstanding. I thought I was meeting Stephen Hawking.

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1 week ago

Folks, do NOT do this near an uncovered bucket of mercury while drunk. That's all I'll say.

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1 week ago

Aw yeah, stock photo sites, sell me some sweet free public domain images for money. Only $60? For a NASA photo?? I insist you take $200!

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2 weeks ago

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

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2 weeks ago

There were no funk-emitting tombs FORTY THOUSAND YEARS ago, Vincent Price.

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2 weeks ago

No no, she lives in your state, half an hour away from the DISTRICT she’s running in (as far as I could tell from an internet search). So I don’t really understand what the issue is.

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2 weeks ago

You just said she moved there, a year ago. To the area. The dealbreaker is that she supposedly lives like a half hour away from the exact borderlines of the crazily shaped district borders? Gimme a break.

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2 weeks ago

If you moved here, you would not need to insist because you’d be allowed to do it.

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2 weeks ago
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She don’t live inside the squiggly lines?? Oh noooooooooo

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2 weeks ago

When a real life thing looks like an exquisitely choreographed Broadway adaptation of itself

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2 weeks ago

It’s cool how I am so smart and witty 🤮

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2 weeks ago

AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"

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3 weeks ago

Maybe I’m the guy. You don’t know.

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3 weeks ago
Extreme closeup of Duncan Trussell during a podcast, as presented in a YouTube video by Elephant Graveyard.

"Those are suey eyes."

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3 weeks ago
VTuber Ami Yamato and Alan Melikdjanian (Captain Disillusion) make silly, grotesque faces in a selfie taken in a park.

Two people physically incapable of predicting when their next video will be completed. There's just something in the eyes...
@amiyamato.bsky.social

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3 weeks ago

*Werner Herzog voice*: Having seen her next video, I feel only sorrow at the inevitability of total societal collapse that its release will set in motion.

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3 weeks ago

Man, the way they made the bandanas look in the original movie… it really felt like if you peeled them off, the skin underneath would be all sweaty and infected.

Which is how it would be on a real turtle living in a sewer!

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3 weeks ago

Remind me to stop setting random scenes of videos in a bespoke all-CG environment (that takes 4000% more work to create) for literally no reason.

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