Greenie! 💚

Taking care of yourself is doing good 💚

In the name of the moon, do some good today!

Do you ever see a Magic card so insane you just emotionally kind of detonate

I have not seen Pulp Fiction. I know nothing about it. My version of Pulp Fiction is a Hallmark abt a struggling author who falls in love with someone who loves reading shitty books. They learn to love the author’s writing together. The genre the writer publishes is…pulp fiction.

Hobbii lol! Yarn and patterns and notions.

It was scary to see you go down, and I’m glad you’re ok. Hope you recover the best you can 💚

Confession: every Monday morning, I get on my knitting app and play Bingo with a bunch of Dutch people for the chance to win yarn.
It is the most grandma I ever feel.
It is my favorite activity.

I’ve had people attempt to kick my cane from under me because they are so angered by the idea of a disabled woman.
Angry people are often fueled by violence.

Ok, so being raised the way I was means I had very very little exposure to video games and pop culture as a kid.
Would people enjoy it if I began streaming the IP that are so beloved but I never played—Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Last of Us? I’m really interested in Silent Hill

You can be kind and caring and a good person and also force bad people to leave by not giving them attention. Tell them they’re annoying. Tell them they’re sad and pathetic.
2026 is the year we stop leaving hobbies and we start making the assholes leave. Start practicing now.

normalize taking shitty men’s egos, breaking them down, and then using them for scraps. My favorite method is interrupting them every time they open their mouth. When they say they don’t like it, tell them you don’t care and they can leave.
Don’t let them talk. They don’t get to.

Things I do at the LGS:
-teach people pauper
-play games
-talk to friends
Things I don’t do at the LGS:
-pass priority until you explain, in detail, why your misogynistic joke was funny, to the whole table. Nope, you don’t get to swing. Tell me or concede.

My deck is built to function on its own tyvm. Now take 70 to the face.

I run less than 30 lands and I would love to race. Don’t pull back. Hit me harder—I’m running turbo!

This past weekend, a lot happened. I’m focusing on the parts I’m grateful for.
I’m grateful for everyone who graced me with their presence, their time, thoughts, coversation, and even their gameplay!! Love you all 💚
@deckdojo.bsky.social in photo

People are reading the Necronomicon. They can't do that! it says on the first page not to read the book. It contains an ancient evil and they aren't listening!

gumball from the amazing world of gumball is cheering on his team ALT: gumball from the amazing world of gumball is cheering on his team

My voice is still trashed from con but it's recovered to the point I now sound like Gumball Watterson

SOME Magic players when the next UB isn't an IP that they are obsessed with and instead targets a different demographic:

If we forced Cas to make a Liberator deck that would be very silly I think

A comic depicting a repugnant asshat saying “you are a pig and you eat slop” to another person saying “I like playing Magic with my Spiderman commander”

If you ever get to this point you should probably take a long break from Magic

People take the game too seriously. It's a game. Relax.
Before people come at me, content creation REGARDING said game is my literal job.
this game is supposed to bring people together. Don't become the bad in the world because your pet IP didn't get chosen.

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The best feeling is when someone tags their friend for a joke and the friend laughs lol

You’re a very kind and caring person. Every time you walk in a room, I can tell because the whole vibe elevates significantly! It’s why every time you walked into con I started whipping my head around like a maniac. I was looking for the sweetest and silliest creators in the game! 💚

Me, while explaining knitting to people who play Magic: The Gathering:
“I’d like to present a loop”

Hahaha!!!!! I stole your identity!!!!!’ 😈😈😈

I’m gonna steal @robotrad.bsky.social ‘s identity this morning…
GAY MORNING MAGIC
🤭

My closest friends can tell you that being professional and kind holds back an incredible amount of sass.

The person who DMed me asking what Magic character the body pillows would be of doesn’t know me well enough

I was at a mall recently and I saw little keychains of anime body pillows and I thought it was funny

Anyways I need an artist