SethFromThe716

MAGA trying to cope now by saying Kristi Noem got promoted, not fired.

If you have to invent a new position, especially with as long and fake a name as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, that's a consolation prize, not a promotion.

Kristi Noem got fired.

Not saying Markwayne Mullin is a bad candidate for Secretary of Homeland Security, but I doubt he can even spell "DHS"

Don't a lot of serial killers start out with animals?

Cricket was just Kristi Noem's practice run for the people she had killed as Secretary of Homeland Security.

That said, her husband better keep a fire extinguisher near his bed.

She might get time-share access

Instead, she got a plane with a boom-boom room for a little while.

Funny thing is, "Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is what Kristi Noem called the gravel pit where she killed Cricket.

Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is just going from the Dog-Killing Whore to the Fog Of War.

Kristi Noem shouldn't be sad.

She gets to spend more time with Corey Lewandowski.

Kristi Noem's career is going over the Rainbow Bridge to be with Cricket.

Not sure Markwayne Ronnybobbyrickeymikeralphjohnnyjonathanjordanjoeydonniedannynickhowieajbriankevinjustinjcchrisjoeylancenickjeffdrewdanerik-michaeljacobtrevorashleyparkerangel Mullin is much of an improvement over Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security.

Looks like Kristi Noem is being taken out to the gravel pit.

Hoping Kristi Noem hits the door on the way out.

No More Noem Whore

At this point, when Britney Spears gets arrested, does she just say, "Oops! I did it again!" each time?

Fuck Colton Parayko

I feel bad for Mrtka now, though. Sabres almost have to trade him because he must already feel disposable.

Thanks, Fletch!

I've never had to shovel lumber in my life, and my car's never gotten stuck in syrup!

a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ? ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ?

I hate shoveling, ya dig?

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

Britney Spears is ready to cause some Spring Trouble, y'all!

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

The Polar Vortex is the only import from Canada that should have tariffs on it, and they should be steep

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

People SHOULD remember how to drive in snow, but they never do, even just from one storm to another

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

Neighbors kept assassinating every snowman I built

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

My sinuses have made it feel like a spike is stabbing the back of my eye for the last few months

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

It's war crimes season, the cruelest time of year

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

Valentina "ForUSA" Gomez lost her election and is already claiming it was rigged.

Val, just admit people don't like you because you're a rotten, hateful, fucking bitch who was never competent in the first place.

You'll feel much better accepting reality.

Bye, girl.

The DOJ has closed their investigation into President Biden's use of Autopen after finding no abuse or criminality.

This should be big news, after all their allegations, shouldn't it?

Republicans are fucking losers yet again.

Fucking dipshits.

One thing about most music today is that youths are no longer exposed to so much sax and violins.

Kristi Noem is a cucking funt.

Congratulations to the US sub crew that sank an Iranian ship in international waters and left its survivors in the water to die, if they hadn't been rescued by the Sri Lankan Navy.

You've graduated from serving honorably to committing war crimes.

You could've refused the order.

When servicemen returned from Vietnam in uniform, civilians spat on them

If you're a civilian, DO NOT fucking lecture me about military speaking out against this administration

If you're a veteran, you should fucking know better

We earned the right to not put up with bullshit