legend of sleepy otter 🦦

The one person who I know (1992, so still millennial) who has had Botox doesn't count tbh

STRICTLY HERE I COME I promise I won't have a melt down

The introvert's strictly survival kit, loop ear plugs and a stress ball koya

The only reason to take a suitcase tonight would be to bring a pusheen and yet

Didn't they say yesterday it was a jazz version of creep or something

"THAT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT"

I love Karen

Also there is a Hades ii character that has your vibe, will you be insulted if I say it's a sea monster

Ofc your lucky day is halloween

(he hasn't been feeling great so my mum has been trying to get him to eat by using tinned meat when he normally gets complete kibble)

Paddy the grey whippet is lying on a bed with a light green cover. One ear is sticking up and he is tucked into the duvet. He's looking at the camera.

A child who has realised tinned meat is a food option

I am taking loops and also a plush stress ball lmao

Conversely, introvert anti party tomorrow, sometimes from around 3pm to 10:45pm with no phones and lots of sitting in a marquee

It'll be fun but

Feel the strictly love! Do it!

This time tomorrow I will be enroute to glamorous Borehamewood.

Start supporting max

I'm supporting small businesses I guess 🤣

When you buy an out of season bikini....
And two days later they have a site wide sale

New fear unlocked

I am physically incapable of seeing a deer without immediately saying

IT'S LIKE A HORSE. WITH HORNS.

I think my local corner shop sells it, but they also sell mogu mogu and Japanese Fanta

I'm already buying stuff for my holiday lmao it's four months away

Is there anything more disappointing than waking up in the middle of the night and realising it's only just past midnight

Paddy the grey whippet is looking up at a TV screen, which is playing Celebrity Traitors. Paddy is stretching his back legs, and wearing a pink coat.

My mum (and the dog) have discovered celebrity traitors

Please tell him he's very brave and a good boy

Oh no

Thinking about @jagolevert.bsky.social when people pick the horned viper

Why is it not holiday

If they just applied themselves