Bambina

Don’t think we aren’t noticing you trying to pass off old, funny tweets as your own original thoughts

There’s not going to be a pride month you stupid slut

Hey! Non elected, non background-checked individuals have infiltrated our treasury department. This should alarm you!

Bitches be like “I know a place” and it’s just somewhere I go when I need to remember your face 🙄

Instagram KNOWS how deeply I am invested in the Normal People tv series on Hulu

Counting down the minutes until it is an acceptable time to eat my leftover burrito from last night

know it’s for the better

Should have let it stay buried!

Down bad???????!

This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie

everything is bad

Bring back buzzfeed quizzes. The children yearn for self-discovery

Not sure where you have been but the shame towards single parents dating is pretty strong still

a complete unknown snubbed

beautiful speech!!!

fuck yeah demi moore

Big Bob Dylan fan now

I can’t believe I’m going to have a kindergartner this year wow

Hey so nobody warned me that Gilmore Girls was going to fuck me up so badly

Little awkward when your poly friend tells you they got dumped and doesn’t say by who

We just don’t care about breaking world records like we used to

Having to work the day after Christmas should be a federal crime

A man? Are we serious?

Data strike tomorrow queen?

So SZA released everything except the Open Arms solo version LOL OK

My husband and four-year-old fell asleep on the couch… I had every intention of bringing them upstairs to bed, but this empty bed was calling my name. I left the Christmas tree lights on for them tho. Now for the baby to just stay asleep 🤞🏻

I’ll never forget watching Beautiful Boy with my freshly sober husband and just holding hands and holding our breaths throughout the film. It really helped me understand him as an addict while helping him understand me a little as someone who loves an addict. It was so beautifully and carefully made

Why… does an inauguration… need funding of this magnitude… ????!!!!!!

If they have class solidarity then we need to have it also