Katie

I made my best friend watch episode one of Heated Rivalry last night and now she's hooked. What a rush lmao watching her watch the show was probably the happiest I've ever been. 😂

Chicken fried rice

-cooks one time- yeah, I can cook 💁‍♀️😎😌

The curse of the ADHD brain and algorithms... Every time I get sucked down a rabbit hole, suddenly all my social media thinks I'm really interested in that thing. Did I watch 20 of so and so's tiktoks? Yes. Do I want to see them ever again? Probably not.

Also, have y'all browsed this app at all? Where even am I?

I guess tagging your blueskys (blue skies? What do we call these things??) with #humor is *not* it. I feel all thirty-three years of my millennial age right about now.

Still not sure how to get my shit posted to the humor thread... Or is it called something else on bluesky? Someone tell me how this app works, ayayay

Screenshot of "currently reading" page on goodreads featuring two books: Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe and Time to Shine by Rachel Reid (author of Heated Rivalry)

When you're trying to be a mature, cultured 33 year old lady who reads classic lit but are also a little smut goblin who's obsessed with gay hockey romance. #humor #funny #heatedrivalry @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social

a woman with curly red hair is sitting in front of a tiled wall ALT: a woman with curly red hair is sitting in front of a tiled wall

Just remembering the time when I was 16 and at the St. Louis bus station and a 30 year old man sits next to me and says "you're really pretty, I bet you don't get that a lot."

Me: there's a random FB post that says there might be a big ICE presence in the state next week. Not sure if this post is accurate though.
Boyfriend: yeah, you know meteorologists are always wrong.
Me: ..... 🤦‍♀️ Not that kind of ice.

Lmfao #fuckICE

Kinda bummed that I want to reread the game changers series but they're so high in demand that they got taken off kindle unlimited and it's several months wait for the library 😭 #heatedrivalry

a man in a suit and sunglasses is dancing on a rooftop Alt: a man in a suit and sunglasses is dodging bullets on a rooftop

Me dodging Heated Rivalry spoilers all day since I have to work #heatedrivalry

I've watched Love Actually every year since at least 2005 and just got the Claudia Schiffer joke for the first time. 🤣 #loveactually #christmasmovies

Yes, Hudson and Connor are hot AF together, no I do not think they need to announce to the masses their sexual identity or relationship status. It's pretty simple to not be a creep 🤷‍♀️ #heatedrivalry (2/2)

I've always been a fan girl, hyper fixating on anything and everything to the point of obsession, but even I think it's really weird that fans these days think they're entitled to more than the creator is willing to give. (1/2)

It’s always you. I’m so in love with you, and I have no idea what to do about it. Quick scene study for my #heatedrivalry folks. We’re all crying, cumming and throwing up together right?
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#heatedrivalryfanart #heatedrivalryedit #itsalwaysbeenyou #hollanov

Trying to figure out if Heated Rivalry is really blowing up everywhere or if it's just my ridiculously skewed and biased algorithm that keeps showing me clips, edits, interviews, etc on every platform 🤣🤣🤣 #heatedrivalry

Just started Heated Rivalry 😍😍😍 that show bangs, hard, literally. And the casting is perfection. #HeatedRivalry #MMRomance

a man in a suit is standing in a train car and says eat you 'll feel better . Alt: Remus Lupin is standing in a train car and says "Eat. You'll feel better".

When I get sad, sometimes I imagine I've been attacked by a dementor and all I need is some chocolate and to imagine Lupin telling me that it really helps to set me straight again.

Me, a 32 year old woman watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for the billionth time:

Huh, Harry really just turns that man to dust with his bare hands, doesn't he? We really glazed over that one..

And, to end on my favorite quote, "Alas, earwax!"

YouTube video by Mac Mooney Moulin Rouge - (hills are alive with the sound of music) scene

Man, every once in a while I just gotta stop and make an appreciation post for Ewan McGregor. youtu.be/g9VMfiAHKUo?... #moulinrouge #musicals

Me: I don't have the attention span for movies and TV shows anymore
Also me: -watches all 3 hours of a stream where @cdawgva.bsky.social and @ironmouse.vshojo.com visit @alveussanctuary.org-

Kid at the laundromat: mom, there was a guy in the bathroom and he didn't wash his hands. There he is! -points-
Lady: don't point at him, you're going to embarrass him
Kid: 🤷‍♂️ he's a grown man
🤣🤣🤣 #kids #humor #comedy

Nobody:
Me: crying at my desk at work because of Finnick Odair, a fictional character who died 15 years ago

Who am I kidding, they both did. (I fear I do not know her name though....)

Screenshot of a page from the book Bro Split by K.M. Neuhold with the text "Chameleon filter" highlighted in reference to Doctor Who's TARDIS

Me, um, actuallying an author over the wrong Doctor Who term: ☝️🤓 um, actually, it's called a chameleon circuit #DoctorWho #MMRomance

Nobody talks about how fun it is to jump around in a circle while holding hands with friends?? Can't do that when you're in your 30s (unless you're Smosh of course) #smosh #smoshpit
@comill.bsky.social @shaynetopp.bsky.social @smoshclips.bsky.social

Photo of a drink, pretzel nuggets, and cheese dip from Auntie Anne's

Heaven truly is a place on earth. #auntieannes

Images of Diego Luna from Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights

Diego Luna aka the man who starred in my sexual awakening circa. 2004 #diegoluna #havananights #dirtydancing2

Billboard sign that reads "Shackled by lust? Jesus sets free"

Saw this billboard and posted it to my snap story. Bestie says "I'll take the shackles" 🤣🤣🤣