St. Louis seems really great. Too bad it’s in Missouri
Not every city needs to have its own style of pizza. For example, St. Louis, where I am right now. They didn’t need to come up with their own. New York, Chicago and Detroit have this covered, guys
“How about this?” *draws map with crayon illustrating Iron Man pushing huge oil tankers across desert*
Oh, just the commander of the military, who ordered an attack on another country, casually admitting he had no idea how big that country’s armed forces are
I will give anyone a million dollars if they can demonstrate that Trump knows the name of the horsey chess piece
Can anyone think of another situation where Americans phoned it in, thinking nothing could really hurt them, and then realized too late that they made a terrible mistake and are stuck with the consequences
It’s not their fault his face looks like that
March the Eleventh be with you
Jose Chung’s is my all-time favorite (as you might guess from my display name)
Also it’s evil as fuck
Giving these fucking idiots control of the military is like letting a toddler fly a 747. What an absolute farce
Why doesn’t France have a WBC team? From what I hear those guys can really swing a baguette
All bastards of the North have Snow as a middle name
Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...
*googling fatality rate for rotator cuff surgeries*
But but but yesterday Trump said it was just about finished. Are you saying our big wet imbecile was LYING??
I am so sick of 70% of the US population being dumber than a box of hair
On your first day in prison, find the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and punch him in the face.
From that point on, you have a reputation.
You’re the guy who was instantly killed on your first day in prison by the biggest, meanest guy in the yard.
It’s almost as bad as that one time Obama said you could keep your doctor and it turned out he was not exactly 100% right and he was mocked about it for years
Things I never want to hear about again:
-AI
-Trump n friends
-The stock market
-Youth sports in any context
-“Woke”
-“Customer experience”
Come to think of it, I only ever want to hear about new versions of Taco Bell menu items
And any sane country, upon seeing the utter disaster resulting from electing the dumbest, pettiest, meanest assholes imaginable, would be doing everything possible to GET RID OF THEM
I can’t believe America voted for this. We are the dumbest country on Earth
Corrupt pigs, every last one
I wonder if the Neanderthals got shit from their parents for painting caves instead of hunting and gathering
Been sticking to the BART diet (booze, alcohol, rum, tequila)
Actual fun fact: The ancient Greeks thought Persians were weird because they wore pants
*day, shoot
FUN FACT: It’s called Daylight Shavings Time because we “shave” an hour off the start of the dag
Red-and-white striped shirts are really in style where Waldo lives
Sick son of a bitch
