We made something for RocketGro. Really very proud of it too. Would love you to give it a watch, a like and if you are feeling particularly generous, a comment. youtu.be/NgPu-qJl510?...
Featuring the talents of the wonderful Pete Hellicar, and written produced and directed by THREEO.
I run for physical & mental health. Mid-run I thought
"life is a series of compromises until you get to an age where you can't go to the toilet - at that point people stop listening to you because no one trusts a person who shits themselves"
So maybe I just run for my physical health actually
My new show NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS is touring this autumn. Tickets are onsale now at josielong.com and you should come. It’s going to be really good:
Ahoy! Shiver me timbers, it’s the exciting conclusion to Madrigal in Margate: Oatal Recall! Expect sea life, violence and a whole lot of corporate sponsorship! Listen to it right now, ya hear, on the Crowley Time podcast feed or at crowleytime.com! Also features more glorious synth from Tommy Music.
Thanks Andy!
Thanks lemon x
Wait, the milk proteins are included? This is going to be the best beef party ever
Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
SIMPLY HAVING A
There's been a ho ho homicide
Spain
Do you Fold?*
*Origami pick up line
Remember the privileged feeling you got as a child when a book had intricate hand-drawn art? “For… me?”
Ladybird. The busyness of Usborne, Richard Scarry, What A Mess, Tintin, Where’s Wally.
Giving AI generated content to a kid, conversely, is like letting them be babysat by your hoover.
Sometimes i don't press my timer so clients get graphic design work for free. If you too would like to employ a full moron, send me a pigeon
There's a school near us with a sign outside that reads...
"Kings academy. Aiming for excellence. Ofsted result 'good'."
I'm still making thease. no one is asking me to, and yet
youtu.be/lWBXKYt1JaI?...
only my bluesky babes get the 16x9 trailer drop [kiss_emoji]
WOKEFLAKE IS OUT NOW: youtu.be/w53pfg9SUjg
#comedyspecial #standup #standupspecial
You put your paw on any wok you like tho. I don't want you to feel like you can't
I'm not depressed. It's just a kind of game. The sort of game that doesn't require you to put your paw on a wok and lick it clean of scrambled eggs.
Sometimes I ask my dog Blot if she would like to help me with the washing up and give her something to lick. She's not really helping - If anything it's an unsanitary hindrance, but it's a good game to play even if she has no idea she's playing it. Basically what I'm saying is I'm depressed.
Thanks x
Hi tho. Episode 6 of a shed show - bit sad this one. Sorry about that. youtu.be/UKxIXS_DEFU?...
Bingo wings
It's funny... About 6 months later he was stung again and asked if he had to write another poem...
The funniest thing about this whole clip was the team behind the show then kind of did a pastiche of it I think for comic relief? It was very odd.
@tomgolding.bsky.social what the hell do you think you are playing at?
Peppa Pope