Talking to my 8 year old about whether or not Demon Slayer is sexist
I could probably watch just these movies for the rest of my life, also, I don’t know why I’ve seen Abigail, which came out 2 years ago, 11 times. It must be the autism
Starting Supernatural over from where I always start it, I just feel like this is where it really kicks off
Kinda fucked up that oh, you can bomb tf out of Syria and Iran, but we draw the line at Greenland
That place is dead and what’s not dead is misery
Are my friends here because they’re certainly not on “X”
The devil is in your hands and I will ssssuck it out
Once a guy came over because he wanted to have sex but I made him watch There Will Be Blood with me instead
Brought to you by Sparkling Water
When I crave a beer, sparkling water really hits the spot
My top of 2025, guess I should’ve wrote that originally
Just heard Careless Whisper by George Fucking Michaels coming out of my 11 year old’s room, I’m dying
We were bombing so much shit in the Seventies. Where have all the eco terrorists gone
Doing things
I’m celebrating July fourth the way the forefathers intended, with IPAs and fresh pineapple
Yesssss
Me telepathically to my son: try sleeping with this anime cranked to 27
45 45 minutes to go
I drank too much coffee
Need to shit I wanna stay home
I drank too much coffee
[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights
Matthew Vaughn should never be allowed to make another movie
Just saw the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in my life in a GC
Chillin with my buddy
Don’t airdrop me idk what that is
It’s not a part of your system
I showed my son the Rock Your Body video and he said JT was a terrible beatboxer so I told him Santa isn’t real
