She's coming for you! Less than a month to go until the Grim Reaper 2.0 steps up on November 11!
21.10.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@maryjaniced.bsky.social
NYT and USA Today best-selling author, #1 Amazon best-selling author, book reviewer for Publishers Weekly. Oh, and I co-wrote THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK with my daughter, C.M. Alongi. Check out my backlist, babies! https://amzn.to/4iEcQR6
She's coming for you! Less than a month to go until the Grim Reaper 2.0 steps up on November 11!
21.10.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your monthly reminder that plenty of my books (ROAD QUEENS, UNDEAD AF, etc.) are available for free for Amazon Kindle Prime subscribers. You can also grab the CaFae Latte Recipe Journal in hc or pb, because why not?
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Still more fun in a hilariously weird parallel universe. The satirical Trump will be a head in the jar by the time I'm done with him. (For the NEWSLETTER. In FICTION. Calm down, USSS.)
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So happy you liked it! I'm counting the days until it comes out! (Hopefully readers are, too.<g>)
31.08.2025 17:15 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks! Great gif, BTW; one of my all-time favorite books!
02.08.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well! I never! (Sorry, I'm re-reading Gone with the Wind.) ;-)
21.07.2025 13:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Deja New by @maryjaniced.bsky.social 
When someone tries to sabotage their investigation, Leah must decide if the Drake family past is a deal breakerβ¦
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The Reluctant Reaper by @maryjaniced.bsky.social 
Whatβs a death god to do β¦
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12.06.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The original repo baby: Death's only daughter.
10.06.2025 13:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Truth, Lies and Second Dates by @maryjaniced.bsky.social 
Can these two Type-Aβs let their guards down and work together to put Avaβs tragic past behind her for good? And keep their hands off each other at the same time?
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Such fun to write and research!
18.04.2025 16:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An oldie but a goodie! :-)
18.04.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My daughter Dawn, whose name isn't Dawn, has a new book out this week, THE WITCH WHO TRADES WITH DEATH, and made ruthless use of our new puppies to promote it. Simultaneously cutthroat and adorable, which is her wheelhouse. 
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Hey, gang, we just got dumped with a pile of what my husband calls "heart attack snow"; I hope our fellow dump-ees are staying safe, or at least bundled up. Everyone be safe, dammit!
05.03.2025 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She was soooo careful about that. She was aware that empathy wasn't a substitute for knowledge or research, and she asked several people on the spectrum read Citadel. A number of readers have since reached out, assuming she's autistic, which she takes as a huge compliment. :-)
28.02.2025 20:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Been trying to figure out which animal our new puppy reminds me of and I think I've got it.
28.02.2025 17:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's wonderful! I love how our readers are overlapping! :-)
25.02.2025 02:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just finished watching the new #severance and have requested my husband put "chaos' whore" on my tombstone.
07.02.2025 18:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your semi-regular reminder that you can grab THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK, or the latest Undead, UNDEAD A.F., or if history's your bag, A CONTEMPORARY ASSHAT AT THE COURT OF HENRY VIII for $0.00 if you're a member of Kindle Unlimited.  Check it! 
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Ugh, Boebert is such a useless menace.
25.01.2025 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last night I dreamed I had Wonder Woman's golden lasso. But instead of compelling people to tell the truth, it turned them into chocolate. And now I want that imaginary version more than I've ever wanted anything.
25.01.2025 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still more fun in a hilariously weird parallel universe. The satirical Trump will be a head in the jar by the time I'm done with him. (For the NEWSLETTER. In FICTION. Calm down, USSS.)
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New post from The Best Timeline: open.substack.com/pub/maryjani...
21.01.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow, that's amazing! I'm so, so happy Betsy was able to get you through such a tough time. My father and sister were both diagnosed with cancer this year, so your post really hit home for me. Thank you again for sharing and I hope you're feeling okay these days!
20.01.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a tough day, so I've started a newsletter, The Best Timeline, where Harris won and Trump cut his foot on broken glass and ketchup as a result. Share and subscribe! Or don't, I dunno, nothing matters. open.substack.com/pub/maryalon...
20.01.2025 17:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you didn't get what you wanted, grab THE OFFICIAL CAFAE LATTE COOKBOOK or UNDEAD A.F. or A CONTEMPORARY ASSHAT AT THE COURT OF HENRY VIII. Out of $$$? If you're a member of Kindle Unlimited, you can get those (and more!) for free! Check it! amzn.to/3X3lWyc
28.12.2024 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I loved that Edward *and* Elizabeth I were people of color! And I loved that no one in that universe cared. Such a great show, so bummed it was cancelled. #myladyjane
16.12.2024 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was still reeling from DBD getting canceled and now My Lady Jane???? Argh!
16.12.2024 16:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely ludicrous it was canceled! I'm late to the party, just finished it last night, but there's so much potential for season two ARGH!
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