Straight men are hilarious. Why are you ordering a tequila soda at a French restaurant while on a date?
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The horrors persist but at least I got a haircut
Me after 20mg and a margarita.
Ever since Burlesque introduced the concept of air rights to movies, it’s now the way the main character’s great uncle’s best friend miraculously saves the day in so many plots.
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
I will never understand the hate the question “what are you into” gets on hookups apps. Like isn’t that what we’re here for?
Ya know what deserves more hate? The response “I’m open.”
Correct.
Impossible to beat a Negroni.
Hey! I get this reference now!
It’s a garlic pasta thing!
It’s like a garlic pasta thing. I’m usually very skeptical of frozen Italian outside of lasagna and this was sooo good. (We cooked chicken to add to it.)
Members of Congress used to get censured for things like this.
This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”
It got better once I accepted that it was a deeply unserious show. It was described to me by the masses as “very horny for the first few episodes and then it turns into a real show” and that “real show” did not arrive lol
It is not. 😂
Scott and Kip’s story is lowkey cute. I’ll give it that.
So we finally watched Heated Rivalry this weekend
Y’all. Hoppers was cute af. Even with a theater full of children.
20mg and
Let me tell you all a story about a mouse named Lorry.
Monilie money money hoe, chinka chinka chingka-flow
So, fun fact, you actually can get the excess skin removed that causes some of the appearance of puffiness.
Happy birthday
Pregaming a DJ set with watching Moulin Rouge because I believe in balance.
Girl, you already know the answer to that! They’re like the $48 regular HMD tickets that they claim exist.
They also STARTED at $92
This is why you ask your German speaking friends to proof your German skeets!
