WindyAttic Art (@windyattic) — Bluesky Profile

1 day ago

Being 33 and literally 80 lbs heavier than I was at 22 has its downsides (esp. my poor knees) but at least I'm not getting harassed anymore. People were constantly harassing me in the street when I was young and looked younger, my hometown's full of freaks straight out of Portlandia.

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3 days ago

Shadow: You know, Jack Thompson… Maybe I’ve been too hard on you. I know I used to call you homo and attack you with a chainsaw, but I’ve mellowed out over the years.

Shadow: Now that I have a kid of my own, I can see how people worry about what media is doing to their kids. I get why you don’t trust games. But look at the evidence…

Shadow: Studies have repeatedly shown that games don’t cause violence.
Chug: Hey Shadow, there’s a brain parasite outside the car.
Shadow: Oh, shit.

Shadow gets out of the car and confronts an ICE agent who’s not actually an ICE agent, he’s infected by a brain parasite and there’s no cure, so violence against him is sadly justified.

Shadow brutally kills the parasite-infected agent using Kano’s skeleton pull fatality.

Shadow is back in the car.
Chug: Dude, sweet Mortal Kombat move.
Shadow: Thanks. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. So there’s actually no evidence…

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5 days ago

Reason Why YouTube video by Rachael Yamagata - Topic

Reason Why - Rachel Yamagata #music #tunes #00smusic #2000smusic #2000s #00s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xlz...

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2 weeks ago

Shadow, Chug, Raven, Ladow, and Jack Thompson are the car driving.
Shadow: All right, nineteen hours and twenty-two minutes to San Antonio. Any playlist suggestions? I’m on a five gig data plan, so let’s stick to two songs per hour.

Raven: Impossible Soul by Sufjan Stevens.
Shadow: Is that a Scandinavian metal thing?
Raven: yes.

Jack Thompson: Here’s the situation. I was disbarred in 2008, but since then, games have only continued to be violent. And some of them are also gay.
Shadow: That’s what we’ve been saying!

Jack Thompson: I need one of you gamers to obtain a law degree, fast, and pass the bar exam so that you can sue game studios on my behalf.

Raven: You need someone willing to be a sham lawyer?
Jack Thompson: That’s right.
Raven: I’ll do it.

Jack Thompson: I’ve paid your tuition to FanDuel Educational University, the cheapest diploma mill available. Get on this laptop. You should be able to get your undergraduate degree by Wichita.

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2 weeks ago

Raven: Hey, this virtual law school you signed me up for says I get a free $100 toward my first bet on Fanduel Sports.
Jack Thompson: It’s lightly sponsored by a sports betting app.

Raven: I want to bet! Who’s that basketball guy with the neck hair?
Chug: Brook Lopez?
Raven: Yessss!

Chug: Babe, don’t bet on the Clips. You want a mediocre team that upgraded at the deadline without anyone noticing. Who are the Trailblazers playing?

Raven: Trailblazers… Do they have that unibrow guy?
Chug: If you mean Anthony Davis, he landed on the Washington Wizards. That’s actually a good pick.

Chug: If you mean D’Angelo Russel, I think the Lakers shot him out of a cannon into the sun. He’s probably in uh… What’s the NBA equivalent of Japan?
Raven: It sounds racist, but China.

Raven: This is so much fun! I feel like I’m in that one movie…
Chug: Uncut Gems?
Raven: Air Bud!

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2 months ago

Thank you all for an amazing year and I'd like to say goodbye with this month's cover! Thanks to @eggipus.bsky.social for participating, and I wish you all a wonderful new year!
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3 weeks ago

Having trouble with slimes in the mines? A slime charmer ring will definitely help. Maybe. 😌

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3 weeks ago

Happy birthday to me :-/

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3 weeks ago

In My Place YouTube video by Coldplay - Topic

Coldplay - In My Place - A Rush of Blood to the Head (2002) #music #tuns #2000smusic #00smusic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFmO...

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3 weeks ago

The timelessness of Beach House's "Space Song"... <3 <3 <3

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1 month ago

A more complete version w sound 😈💦

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1 month ago

I didn't expect 30 rock content on my timeline in 2026. Read the thread, it's fucking gold!

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1 month ago

I'm only a few episodes in but Season 5 is already my least-favorite season of Harley Quinn.

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1 month ago

The only Farsi/Persian I know I learned from a comic ~15 years ago, and it's the profanity "Kiram tu damaghet" ("My cock in your nose"). It's one of my favorite expressions but I never get a chance to use it :(

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1 month ago

Ready for the hunt. 🏹
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More on bio 🍆

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1 month ago

Man tied on the arm and laying on stone floor, while the other men (elf) performing rituals by sitting on his cock

Man tied on the arm and laying on stone floor, while the other men (elf) performing rituals by sitting on his cock , cum flying everywhere

Exorcism ritual by EziMoonpiercer on @puckernjimi.bsky.social

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1 month ago

Season 3 is SO funny. Swamp-Thing has a man-bun. Joker running for mayor on universal healthcare and bilingual classes for all. Joker winning the mayorship and arresting Bruce Wayne for tax evasion. The previous mayor was stabbed by a flagpole and they just left it in him for months.

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1 month ago

Okay, second half of Harley Quinn Season 1 was way more violent than I was expecting considering the first half. I'm gonna continue watching it though.

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1 month ago

superman core on X: "superman & lois lane in harley quinn (2019) https://t.co/7Mel5YiJmR" / X superman & lois lane in harley quinn (2019) https://t.co/7Mel5YiJmR

I'm watching the Harley Quinn (2019) animated series, it's so fucking funny x.com/supermancore...

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1 month ago

Manifesting cherry blossom season because I am done with January.

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1 month ago

Space Jace with space slime 🫠💫

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1 month ago

Title: "White Coal", a poem by Sean Eaton

In my youth, I used to sing as I walked
in public, hoping a man would hear me
and fall in love with my weakness. None did.
Now I am white coal, flowing, renewable.
Which is not to say I’m experienced
in earthly matters; I am only charwood.

In this charred land no law forbids music,
but men do not believe in beauty; they,
businesslike, treat weakness with contempt.
But, just once, as I sang “The Age of Not
Believing” on the waterfront, a woman,
with her grandson, passed me by and smiled.

Title: "Pentimento (1)", a poem by Sean Eaton

Excerpts from poem:

What can be stated: I vividly recall the first time I flew.
The plane tipped up backward, and my chair wanted to break free
from its boltings and fall into the tail. I thought I wouldn’t survive
until we leveled out. I was six; they gave me a plastic pilot’s badge
with an adhesive back to stick on my chest. I loved it, still have it.

This is all true except for the last part; I lost it soon afterward.
Now let’s say the Scheißhund we adopted didn’t bite me five times
in the two years we teens had him before we got rid of the terrier.
Let’s say I was notified of the pending adoption, or even consulted
in choosing our pet. Or maybe we gave him up the first time
he bit me. Let’s lie, and say I wasn’t the runt of my own litter.

After the accident I wore a cherry-red arm-cast for three months.
It stunk to high heaven. Everyone signed it. This isn’t real,
but anything can happen when you fictionalize your narrative.
The scar on my arm now has a romantic excuse.
I no longer spent months in a children’s halfway house.
Grape cough syrup’s a favorite. What’s left unsaid:

All of my prized possessions from childhood are now gone.

What is also true: My younger sisters were reckoned more trust-
worthy than I was. They were born liars, but they didn’t embarrass
our mother in public. Let’s say I was recalcitrant and prone
to outbursts. Hyperactive and prone to fistfights. Too smart for my
own good. My first word was ‘No’. It’s only my truth against theirs.
Let’s lie, and say I’ve forgotten the sins etched in my back. Let’s lie:

After the plane crashed I went into foster care, bouncing from home
to ramshackle home. I had no name, was a face on the news.
No relatives wanted to take me in. It isn’t true, but I’m weaving
a parable. A star fell to Earth and granted me oblivion.
The knife split my skin the night of my Attempt.
A butterfly once landed on the scab of my knuckle.

Title: "Pentimento (2)" a poem by Sean Eaton

Two lies: The knife slips by accident and draws no blood.

End of poem.

Title: "Pentimento (3)", a poem by Sean Eaton

(truth: the numbers are not to be read aloud)

Heads (lies):
1. It is day now. 2. My family is Irish.
3. My siblings and I have Irish names for this reason.
4. It is bright out. 5. Shelter dogs make good pets.
6. Airplanes are statistically the safest way to travel.
7. The knife drew blood. 8. I grew up with a tree house.
9. I was praised for my singing voice. 10. The knife meant no harm.
11. All stars are dead light. 12. My mother was gentle.
13. Whoever prays loudest will reach the Lord first.
14. Birds kiss my fingers. 15. At home, I am welcomed.
16. My work-hours are long. 17. God kisses my knuckles.
18. Life does get better. 19. You will find friends.
20. Behave yourself, and conditions will improve for your people.
21. Behave yourself, such violence is never the answer.
22. Mass media can be trusted. 23. You are in good health,
so eat what you like and sing joyful songs.

Tails (truths):
1. It is always witching-hour. 2. French and Italian.
3. Our parents just liked the sound of them.
4. It’s black as sin now. 5. Never in my experience.
6. Boeing faked the suicides of two whistleblowers scot-free.
7. The blade trembled, impotent. 8. We barely had grass.
9. My family would silence me. 10. I wanted to die.
11. We’ve no way of knowing. 12. When I had cramps.
13. My mumblings are as worthy to be heard as your shouting.
14. The winged are skittish things. 15. I am still fleeing.
16. Unemployment has benefits. 17. A song for a pfennig, Sir?
18. Not if you’re Autistic. 19. I have lost friends.
20. You will grow accustomed to undrinkable water.
21. The Sandinistas were right, and so are the Houthis.
22. The billionaires are behind the curtain. 23. I am ailing;
come, see the wine spilling from my side, and drink of it.

Four poems of mine have just been published by Eunoia Review @eunoiareview.bsky.social ! Thank you! #poetry #writing #poetrycommunity #poetrysky #poem

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1 month ago

Chance YouTube video by Angel Olsen - Topic

I remember, when this album first came out, one twitter user said "This isn't an ordinary [pop] album, it should be played in Cathedrals and shit."
And he was right, there is something hallowed about it.

Angel Olsen - Chance - All Mirrors (2019) #music #tunes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY4x...

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1 month ago

a bodybuilder trains too hard for years and ends up dying/nearly dying of vascular disease, but a wizard saves his life by turning him into a livingsuit. Wizard says he'll get a second chance at life if someone chooses to wear him, which sucks but is better than no life at all, so the bodybuilder agrees, and is put up in a living costume shop. A shy nerdy guy chooses the bodybuilder costume looking for a physical upgrade, and only learns once putting it on that it's got a whole personality that comes with it. The bodybuilder finds he can control the nerd's body when he's wearing him, but the nerd still controls when he puts on and takes off the costume, so they're always arguing over who gets to be in charge when they're together. Drawing on the nerd's youth and good health, the bodybuilder finds he can train his body as much as he wants when he's being worn, always getting bigger with no end in sight, but the nerd always wants to do anything other than lift weights, so the bodybuilder tries finding ways to hypnotize the nerd to let him be in control for longer and longer periods of time. Eventually the bodybuilder wins control over the nerd permanently, and goes on to reprise his bodybuilding career that was cut short by his first death, winning championship after championship.

Idea where a bodybuilder dies and is turned into a livingsuit. When a nerdy guy wears him they bond together, and the bodybuilder lives again to continue his bodybuilding career #TF #symbiote #bodybuilder #livingsuit #skinsuit #TFEveryday #rubber #muscle

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1 month ago

idea where a certain college has become internet-famous because its fraternity houses and sports teams all dress as Spartan soldiers and flood the campus and surrounding town every Halloween, an army of handsome, incredibly athletic guys in the best shape they'll ever be wearing incredibly skimpy armor and capes that leave little to the imagination. One recent frat house initiate is uneasy because he's heavyset and has low self-esteem, and he's worried he'll be forced to dress up as a soldier anyway and be mocked for it. But his frat brothers are supportive of him, they chose him because they think he's a rad dude in personality, so when Halloween comes around they give him a skinsuit to wear. He puts it on and it magically transforms him into a jacked, fit version of himself. "See dude, you always had the potential," they tell him, smiling. He's amazed at how he looks, and ends up having a blast storming the town with his fellow frat brothers.

Idea where a certain college's frats and jocks flash-mob every Halloween as sexy, skimpy Spartans. One heavyset frat initiate is worried about participating, but his bros give him a special way to partake in the fun. #TF #symbiote #Spartan #livingsuit #skinsuit #TFEveryday #rubber

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1 month ago

I'm actually a very intellectual person. This account is just where I blow off steam.

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1 month ago

I wish I had friends I could talk to about art and poetry and shit

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1 month ago

강아지의 심리 #kcd2

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1 month ago

So let me get this straight: I can move to Europe and risk endless drought and/or an ice age if the Gulf Stream collapses, or stay in the US and risk poverty and starvation when society collapses because of unprecedented inevitable recession. Fucking fantastic.

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1 month ago

Sorry, I actually meant friends I can talk to about poetry and art and shit, not kinky stuff. Thanks for offering though.

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