Imagine that everything he promised his base turning out to be a lie. Shocking. Just shocking.
Don't leave out that week we were all experts in submersible construction.
Charlie Kirk dropped out of community college.
John and John from @tmbg.bsky.social
Midnight Oil opened for them at Sandstone Amphitheater. They were just hanging out near a merch stand, and I was almost too nervous to approach. They were so nice!
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,
Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
If you could use the Aardvark song for an intermission on the podcast, that would be amazing. I know nothing about song rights, though.
The Intermission Song! · Aaaardvarks
Sandra Boynton's Philadelphia Chickens
℗ 2002 Boynton Recordings
Wow.
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
Hubs and I watch Amelie every Valentines Day. I watch PIP when I need a Duckie fix.
You're as cute as a CHiP.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
You would've defended nazis. Hope you're on a watch list of bootlickers in Australia.
They’re really going for the hardest of the criminals
Anyways, if you want someone in office who cares about other people and has the track record to prove it, and is ALSO an inveterate shitposter committed to using his powers for good, I’m, uh, running for CA State Assembly District 72 against a MAGA diehard.
Have you tried Outschool?
Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Right?!
The sequel is also excellent.
*Reubens
My phone hates me
Anyone else thinking of Paul Ruben in Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie rn?
The grandma was the mom in Mary Poppins.
So you were already well-versed in city name thievery!
Basically, Kansas City, Missouri, was so cool that Kansas named their whole damn state after it.
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
We all paced and chanted something. Sorry we couldn't manifest a win.
