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Lucas Muller

@lucasmuller.bsky.social

Nondescript soccer guy for Wasatch Soccer Sentinel. Occasional picture taker.

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Sometimes I think Zlatan Ibrahimović was just a collective fever dream we all had

22.11.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anywhere I'm going for more than 3 days is gonna have an option for laundry.

20.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I meant I'm going to mention no stomach/anxiety as a blessing I'll bring up at thanksgiving, but now I am 100% asking the original question.

20.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna bring this one up at thanksgiving dinner, that's for darn sure

20.11.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I never realized how much my lack of stomach and anxiety issues impacts my packing habits.

20.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a valid point if it's just undies but I make a similar calculation about shirts & socks, so if I'm already gonna do laundry I can then pack much lighter. To each their own, but I was very surprised by the responses to your question. A lot of doom-preppers when it comes to underwear & travel.

20.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is unbelievably wild. If it's a short trip, you pack the same number as days. If it's a long trip, you pack half + 1 then do laundry.

20.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks. Caleb has done really good work at KSL for RSL and Royals coverage and I always enjoyed his reporting.

12.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly having a kid(s) has been good for unpoisoning my brain. Really the only reason to reproduce.

12.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Provo, Orem, hell even Sandy would be an improvement.

10.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salt Lake City is way too long of a name for a city. And yet mayor Mendenhall will do nothing about it.

I’m moving back to Salem.

10.11.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Utah Royals defender Madison Pogarch is heading into free agency and will likely not be returning to the Royals.

β€œI've obviously loved my time here. It's just not looking that way at the time. So I feel closer to closing the chapter than anything.”

07.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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URFC take the early lead through a goal from Paige Monaghan

02.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hot off the press:

29.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Fun season.

23.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeff, this is simply hurtful: "North Carolina lost only one game in all competitions in 2018, conceding to the Utah Royals (of all teams)"

22.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
MLS is using generative AI to write match recaps. Writers used to get paid freelance rates to do that. Hssssss.

MLS is using generative AI to write match recaps. Writers used to get paid freelance rates to do that. Hssssss.

As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:

This sucks so hard.

12.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 95

Fair.

12.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait i thought you were a royals supporter?

12.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The West Gate is now open for the Utah Royals Unified Match! Kickoff for this squad is coming soon πŸ‘‘

11.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs are in their black kits, Leeds in all white, so my daughter is calling them black guys and white guys, which is pretty funny.

04.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey’re playing soccer ball. I like soccer ball.”

04.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: β€œThe guy with blonde hair is Richarlison. He’s Brazilian, which means he’s from Brazil”
My 2 year old: β€œI know.”

04.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This rainy weather fills my northwest heart with joy.

And I have the knowledge I don't have to endure only rain for the next 8 months is also great.

30.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I just realized that Tottenham have a player with the same name as the 4th president of the US with only the smallest difference in spelling. Guys I minored in history. I took a class on US Presidents.

29.09.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a 9 point day for the RSL org.

28.09.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what Aisha SolΓ³rzano's goal meant to her Royals teammates πŸ₯Ή

28.09.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Both Utah Royals and Real Salt Lake are up 2-0 at the moment and I think that's nice.

28.09.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Utah Royals x RSL class photo πŸ“Έβš½οΈ

24.09.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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