Billy

Now I don't want to start a rumor, but JD Vance wife might be traded in for a white blonde woman. But like I said, I don't start rumors

You remember a few weeks ago they fired live rounds over a highway and some prematurely detonated?

Yea, about that, Trump now wants to start testing nuclear missiles. Ooops.... sorry about that Oklahoma, our bad

Hold the line, Dems.

If there is a shining light, it's the fact that they won't get paid

Cigarettes cause a dozen different cancers but are extremely profitable
Alcohol causes sclerosis of the liver and a dozen other diseases but is extremely profitable
Why doesn't he go after them? Because they are freaking profitable

My kids were in high school before they realized Uncle Terry wasn't their actual Uncle, but my best friend from childhood. Yea, they still call him Uncle

Those sucker's are going into the forest and we'll have real life Planet of the Apes

I will buy any reporter a fancy steak dinner at a posh restaurant if they'll ask Trump to take a simple cognitive test at that moment

I'm on Medicare and every year I have to take a cognitive test because of my age, every year I pass with no problem.
Last year I wrote 5 words on a piece of paper and asked my 40ish year old doctor to memorize them, at the end of my appointment she could only name 4

New employees. Pfft

He didn't just rape little girls, he "paid" to rape little girls

They're counting on it, they need civil unrest in order to declare martial law to prevent voting

GOP don't think enough children are being slaughtered in school shootings so to make up for it they will now be starving them

They should have put pictures on the floor for him to follow, the same ones on his cognitive test, "person, woman, man, camera tv" he would have nailed that walk

I'd just give him a box of tariffs and let him play with them in the corner while the adults talk

Maybe the bullet that almost took all of Trumps ear off, you know the one that grew back, gave him a delayed TBI, (tramatic brain injury) and that's why he had an MRI

Seriously!

I need smiling dogs today

My concern since Trump was falsely reelected is that the GOP would plant people to run as democrats.
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but this smells like bullshit! He checks so many boxes, and democrat leadership is buying it

Oh lordy mercy 🥺 😆 🤣

There’s pathetic… then there’s THIS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’d bet my last $ if we win, we wouldn’t want to be there…
The mafia! ☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy fucking delusional shit bag!

If his mouth isn't moving, he's lying to himself

While ill be waiting for his inner circle to be writing books and making movie deals claiming they did everything they could to reign him in, how they were the real victims

The Marshall Tucker Band debut album

One upside, if there is one on the Presidential Epstein Ballroom, is those contractors are definitely not getting paid, Trumps history proves that

Speaker Johnson and GOP don't intend to come back in session, why would they, apparently they can do as they wish, with or without congress 🤔

My car didn't come with that option 😆

Oh!!!! Alice Johnson was grandfathered in 😆 🤣

One day I too will die, I'll be like "dead,"
People will be crying, big strong men, tears in their eyes saying, "damn, he's like dead"