Uriel

Was George Jetson Spacely space sprockets only employee?

I only recognize that second guy.

What did that llama ever do to earn Winamp's ire anyway

A black cat on a couch looking down at the floor

I hear the words will make me out n out

Also they keep beginning projects to build more roundabouts here, they are getting closer and closer to my home like they are circling me like a predator

Not watching the big game, the America 250 shit is going to make me stroke out from anger, ironic how much of it is immediately followed up with ads for fucking sports betting though

Having trouble sleepin. Forgot I captured this video of my buddy transformed into a worm apparently.

I have the common decency to fail downward

Reminds me of the time I charged directly under one of the giant bio titans or whatever they are called leaping under it and hitting it directly from below with a rocket killing it. I should get it on PS5 and play more.

Cut my pastry into pieces, this is an apple tart

Is the coke patholic

Bake up breadman

Ah shit. I'm the god emperor of the known universe. Bummer.

Hooray Christmas is over.

Now just new years to get through... It's goin to be *Checks calendar*

2026? That can't be right...

Yeah I think at the time it was actually pretty good it just hasn't aged very gracefully

The thing that kills me about friends using AI photo filters on Facebook is I dunno how to tell them that the photos it makes are absolutely atrocious looking on top of all the ethical issue.

This low-fat cinnamon eggnog just tastes like I'm drinking the French toast batter

It should help with the plantar fasciitis tho. It sucks waking up every day and not being able to put weight on my right foot for a few hours.

Who's got two thumbs and got a 3 inch long needle stabbed into the heel of their right foot today?

I sure wish I could feel better. I'm tired of feeling like crap and not being able to fix it

I've seen this episode of unraveled

I'm not having a great time right now

This time of year sucks.

Bummed out.

9 years.

9 fucking years.

🙁

It's October again so my brain is kinda bad.

Also my neck and back have been bothering me and my cat is too fat apparently so I have to put him on a diet and etc.

But I'm hanging in there. Maybe it's helping that I've remembered to take my vitamin D so far this autumn.

Enjoy your worse game I guess. Not that there's much lower those stupid games could get I suppose.

Lol lmao I just read that call of duty is caving to the people who complain about skill based matchmaking apparently. Good job dipshits.

That might have something to do with it but honestly it's mostly that my neck is all jacked up from arthritis and shit setting into it. They did an MRI recently and might want to do surgery to it. It's a huge bummer! Typically when I play I'm seated though, maybe I lean forward too much.

It hurts my neck to play my guitar for like ten minutes. This sucks shit.

I've tried that strawberry milk one. It was absolutely vile.