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Post image 01.11.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Calvin and Hobbes comic

panel 1 description: Calvin's father walks up to Calvin, sitting down next to a record player

Calvin's father: PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. 

panel 2 description: Calvin's father squats down and points at two points on the record

Calvin's father: COMPARE A POINT ON THE LABEL WITH A POINT ON THE RECORD'S OUTER EDGE. THEY BOTH MAKE A COMPLETE CIRCLE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT?

Calvin: YEAH...

panel 3 description: close-up of Calvin's father

Calvin's father: BUT THE POINT ON THE RECORD'S EDGE HAS TO MAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE IN THE SAME TIME, SO IT GOES FASTER.
SEE, TWO POINTS ON ONE DISK MOVE AT TWO SPEEDS, EYEN THOUGH THEY BOTH MAKE THE SAME REVOLUTIONS PER
MINUTE!

panel 4 description: Calvin lies awake in bed with eyes wide-open in existential dread

(no text)

Calvin and Hobbes comic panel 1 description: Calvin's father walks up to Calvin, sitting down next to a record player Calvin's father: PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. panel 2 description: Calvin's father squats down and points at two points on the record Calvin's father: COMPARE A POINT ON THE LABEL WITH A POINT ON THE RECORD'S OUTER EDGE. THEY BOTH MAKE A COMPLETE CIRCLE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT? Calvin: YEAH... panel 3 description: close-up of Calvin's father Calvin's father: BUT THE POINT ON THE RECORD'S EDGE HAS TO MAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE IN THE SAME TIME, SO IT GOES FASTER. SEE, TWO POINTS ON ONE DISK MOVE AT TWO SPEEDS, EYEN THOUGH THEY BOTH MAKE THE SAME REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE! panel 4 description: Calvin lies awake in bed with eyes wide-open in existential dread (no text)

this is one of the all time best C&H comics but it's been turned into a meme format and the meme completely misses the mark of the comic

30.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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did you know if you're going blind insurance will only pay for one eye

anyways i need somewhere between like. seven to ten thousand dollars. for a new eye. sold a bunch of my stuff and soul and got about half of that in savings right now, but any amount if you can help..helps cash.app/$RoxanneRasco

28.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
a pleasingly round Robin sitting on a log in the woods, wet foliage and brambles behind him

a pleasingly round Robin sitting on a log in the woods, wet foliage and brambles behind him

In case anyone needed a log robin update: he's still rocking up in the morning for his cheese breakfast

28.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could a vampire use a star trek teleporter to zoop into somewhere it wasnโ€™t invited

28.10.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saying "hell yeah brother" to my boyfriend as he nuts inside of me

25.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 877    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every doctor I see is like. But youโ€™re so young. And Iโ€™m like. Yeah man I know

28.10.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if people are wondering whatโ€™s actually up is I apparently have Really Bad cataracts in one eye and Just Kinda Bad cataracts in the other eye and insurance will only cover the Really Bad but Iโ€™m gonna be honest with yโ€™all. my quality of life is significantly impacted, I gotta get this taken care of

28.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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no pirate jokes please

28.10.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Venmo | Roxanne Rasco Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

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28.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feel so ashamed to say anything. but i'm poor not stupid and will do what i have to to get this done

28.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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did you know if you're going blind insurance will only pay for one eye

anyways i need somewhere between like. seven to ten thousand dollars. for a new eye. sold a bunch of my stuff and soul and got about half of that in savings right now, but any amount if you can help..helps cash.app/$RoxanneRasco

28.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Pretty sure this guy had a ps2 game

27.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

24.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 989    ๐Ÿ” 1685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

people were always worried about him. he was constantly shitting

27.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Edia to port Battle Arena Toshinden 1/2/3 to modern platforms www.gematsu.com/2025/10/edia...

27.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 322    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

yeah the first one is one of my least favorite games for this exact reason

26.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with the release of Outer Worlds 2 - now thoroughly sick of the omnipresent "Fuck Capitalism" story: loose, toothless, mugging at the camera with no specificity or intent. it has gone the way of "be gay, do crimes"

26.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

wait is that big ed

22.10.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an album so good I divorced my wife

20.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sun vulcan sucks, huh. might be the first showa toku i bail on. five episodes in, i'm bored and the choreo sucks

20.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

time to slavery in isekai i'm currently watching and was enjoying: 22 episodes

20.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what

20.10.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kamen Rider ZEZTZ | Case 1: Start | FULL EPISODE
YouTube video by TokuSHOUTsu Kamen Rider ZEZTZ | Case 1: Start | FULL EPISODE

youtu.be/R2w1bNxLZd4?...

19.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

small kaiju are called "kaijin"

if you want that flavor you should watch kamen rider

19.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not actually a big deal just really annoying

19.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nah. crashed then rebooted into an update and assume the loss happened between or because of that

19.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

browser crashed tabs lost life ruined

19.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but thou must

18.10.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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