kbity!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔞

a poster that says hungry chicken fingers on it ALT: a poster that says hungry chicken fingers on it

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST RESULT WHEN YOU TYPE ZOROARK INTO THE GIF SEARCH ON HERE

hypnokink about to get hard banned from bsky

this message appears if you search for hypnosis on pornhub

very normal response by society to the very real and very important threat of adult actors pretending to have sorcery make them sleepy

it’s the dumbest micro-censorship in our society today

they're trying to tell me that sartha thrace is not "moe" when she gets all confused about who she is and what she's doing. they're telling me that it's horrifying, in fact. perhaps they simply lack my eye for the finer things in life

Dolls need mcnuggies too!!! Nuggies are still very important enrichment for Kiwi dolls!!!!!! Be careful when feeding it as it might bite thru ur fingers if ur not careful.

loyalty is pretty good. i like tresst when she's doped out of her mind

is the clit int he balls

i am NOT arguing with a doll, go sit on the shelf

Yes steel jaws is a love story between 2 girls but it's also a love story about the love that rust has for a dying world

90s shitting wasn't a hobby.
It was sacred.

Tearing the toilet paper. That flushing sound. The chunky grey toilet. Bathroom tile. Nintendo Power. Doing a loud fart. No internet. No updates. Just you and the bowl.

We didn't know it then, but those were the glory days 💙

maid mimic

maid mimic // 2

The Undertale skeleton brothers.

#Undertale #Deltarune

im like if a woman was 1 and 1/2 women and 2 and 1/2 animals

It’s me & @rainycath.bsky.social’s anniversary! 3 years! I love her so much!

Long distance is hard, and I treasure every moment I get with Cath 💕

We are currently struggling with unemployment and making rent so if you’d like to help us out, please donate at ko-fi.com/frogcass

stupid lightcone goddess ontologically redefined me as "dolly" and now I can't get past the turnstiles at work since they use face recog. have to get a security guard to let me in manually every time. a severe nuisance for me, very very shy-making

screenshots of a few discord messages sent by Keffo, which read as follows: something terrible happens to any character unfortunate enough to fall victim to my pen, in which they become temporarily dumb as rocks and lack common sense, reading comprehension, or the ability to foresee consequences it is Keffo's Curse and i wield it recklessly this will continue happening. it cannot be stopped if i write dialogue and scenarios the characters WILL be stupid and make obvious mistakes for the purpose of comedy, sexual or otherwise this is because it makes them relatable shoutouts to not thinking and not paying attention and being rewarded(?) with epic sexual consequences for it the truest, most universal fantasy of all

if you've ever enjoyed how i write characters please know that my philosophy, at its core, is basically this at all times. all my OCs are just various types of dumbass and if i'm paid to draw someone else's character i'll prob make them some type of dumbass too (unless i'm specifically asked not to)

Waffled around non-binary genders for a couple of months before going “ok this doesn’t feel right at all. It feels like cowardice and self-disrespect to not commit all the way to femininity. I’m a woman and I don’t have to fucking test the waters with my toes anymore I can just jump in.”

Egg lost its structural integrity when one day at 19 I looked into a mirror and realized I couldn’t tell who was looking back. And also that whoever was looking back treated their body like shit.
It shattered the next summer when I found a femme way to style my hair and first felt gender euphoria.

they’re turning you into a pokemon in the quote retweets

“You have an anxiety disorder” it’s actually called being a bunny and it’s perfectly normal to look like this!!!” And it shows a tiny bunny

a sketch of vi (cat/snail hybrid furry) laying on her back and masturbating in bed with a magic wand vibrator. the area is messy - the fitted sheet is untucked, the half-kicked-off blanket is patched up, the window shutters are bent and the windowsill is full of crumpled tissues and old glasses of water. there's an empty cereal bowl, a pill case, and a second vibrator (which has run out of charge) on the bed near vi. she's switched to a wired vibe, and she's also got her phone plugged in, so she's a little bit surrounded by cables. the whole scene is a cluttered mess. but, let us return our focus to the pretty girl: vi is splayed out comfortably. her shirt is pulled up over her small, perky tits, and her underwear is pulled down just enough to free her dick. she's pressing the vibe to the underside as precum drips from the tip. she looks sleepy and content.

probably what she was up to before that

absolute nonsense but a switche hath'd flippedst in mine minde...

a sketch of me & my wife's fursonas. she (a purple and blue cat-snail hybrid) has just finished masturbating and sleepily come into my room/office to show off her very cute remaining half-hardon. i (a blue rabbit-eared alien thing) am sitting at my desk, surprised and distracted from my work by the sight of her. she's very pretty :)

i'm a very lucky guy