lord evil 🔞

I've been sliding into some strange new states of being. Today on stream I described myself as a "moesadist", which is not a term that has ever existed

It would not treat me right. It would be a one night stand and I would get sick of him and leave immediately afterwards. And yet I would absolutely do it.

If he wasn't a robot I think I would hate him. I would despise him. But unfortunately, it's incredibly attractive...

My most shameful smash is P-03 because he has such an awful personality. It would not be good for me. The attraction is toxic at best

i wanna work on more art but my irl job getting in da way.. my chungus life

YCH is full!! Thank you everypony

OK THEY R FULL

2 slots!!

3 slots!

unless i forget. god bless

christmas ych will be poasted later today

November is officially over

Delightful goat ….. dripped the hell out 🔥

Commission for @squeakitties.bsky.social !! As once was said with wisdom … make sure to seal your goat in latex to keep it fresh

It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend

Comm for @maybetied.bsky.social !! Once again, you’d probably have to get creative with the loops if you wanna hold a feather duster or a tray or something.

auctioned one wont be christmas themed

Plan for December will be several slots for a Christmas themed YCH, and then maybe a big multi-character single YCH illust that I might open slot auctions for if people would be down for that?

It’s a wonder why osha hasn’t shut this place down yet but it’s because they keep absorbing every representative

I hope the people that work at the Latex Encasement Processing Factory are unionized

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ON MY POST

THERE’S NO ONIONS ON THE SANDWICH

aw nuts

Turns around too quickly and slaps someone with the big fuckoff squirrel tail so hard they knock over an entire shelf of fine dishware

I got National Hug Day, National Squirrel Appreciation Day, and National Sweatpants Day. Okay

In you go into the How It’s Made (Pink Edition) video

loooove factory / assembly line stuff (especially if it’s also cutesy) but it’s tough to draw smth like that. Needs a lot of moving parts

THEY SEALED MY ASS IN THE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY FIT