Wild thnig
You make my heart snig
You make everythnig
Grovoy
Wild thnig
You make my heart snig
You make everythnig
Grovoy
The bloke who re-carpeted our stairs today used to be cabin crew with B.A.
Lovely touch when he finished and said "enjoy your flight".
Windsor Davies
01.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
half a pound
of basmatti rice
half a pound
of tofu
In the 90's, my friend Kenny invented Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, and to this day, he's never received so much as a penny.
28.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Goose
Go 'snack'
28.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks for the support! X
28.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Harry Heape kids books
My books are for kids ❤️
28.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Clarinet guy
Lady Di
28.02.2026 10:16 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Souness stares at Socrates
Love finds you when you're ready ❤️
28.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Bottle of Vanish
Bottle of Vanish gone
28.02.2026 10:01 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0rain possible in the next hour
27.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Person wearing a bird mask. Black and white photo.
I ❤️ CUMBRIA
27.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Common Peephole She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it. That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston
Pulp poetry.
27.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 952 🔁 239 💬 20 📌 7For being green, there is great hope of help.
27.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 256 🔁 43 💬 4 📌 10
Sandy from Shetland
Toah from Shetland
Cakes made with Butternut Squash Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye Tosh. I'm sure. Spotted it a mile off. I'd recognise that texture anywhere.
WE NEED TO TALCUM POWDER KENNETH
26.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Waste Paper
ADD TO BASKET
I'm *walking in the **air
*hoovering
**lounge
You walked in
to the party
like you were sneaking
into a yurt
If I lived in Milton Keynes, I'd call my house The Rising Sun. No two ways about it.
24.02.2026 08:49 — 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1
Tony Soprano
Farage trying to kiss disgusted lady
23.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Getting to know you
#SnapesDisco
Getting to know all about you
#DeanGaffneysDubIgloo
Getting to like you
#ToyotaPrius
Getting to hope you like me
#HondaCivic
You say potato and I say potato
potato
potato
potato
potato
That's the only thing we say
Holt
WHO GOES THERE?
23.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Don't read The Ugly Duckling. It's brutal. It's about a little duck and all the other birds tease it so bad, it has no choice but to leave town. I stopped after that bit. Too much.
23.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0"Keep your side of the road clean." In a world of dolourous news, all you can do is find one small thing - then try to fix it. And so me and the British Society of Magazine Editors are launching this - to find the next generation of writers AND PAY THEM. Screw you, AI. We still believe in writing.
23.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 246 🔁 76 💬 10 📌 1
Side eye goose
Don't shit under the apple tree with anyone else but me
24.12.2025 09:46 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Stick insects having sex
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
29.11.2025 09:36 — 👍 76 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0Oh my goodness me Moose. I am so sorry to hear this awful news. Sending love to you all X
23.02.2026 09:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0