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Yes face

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But Doc, I am @trouteyes

Think carefully about the environment before you print this off and fly it to San Francisco in a jet.

Glass cow

I was sick & tired of everything when I called you last night from

Gove

Chicken runs away at high speed

Ha! X

Side-eye glancing goose

Just farted and blamed in on a hen.

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2) YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE END OF THI
3) Get your sh it together
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Claire's accessories
A simple
Claire's accessories

My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️

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every now and then
I feel a prat

Hi, I'm @trouteyes You may remember me from tweets such as, for breakfast I uesli have musually, the natives are getting Rizlas, and funnel full of fart.

Asshole Gove

One hundred thousand pounds to anyone who successfully fills up Gove's Anusol tube, with a mixture of weapon's grade wasabi and popping candy.

Dennis Hopper as Frank

Dave the Asshole Cameron

Whole album

Stone cold banger

Someone called country music “farm emo” and I’ll never be able to unsee that

Christ :(
Hope not

He is a very good dog. X

Theresa May sings

Got a haircut got a silver tooth gonna get myself arrested

Scruffy black dog in woolly hat and glasses

Indiana Bones by Harry Heape

My dog and my book. Fun for a young person to read on their own or with an adult. #KeepKidsReading #PrimarySchoolReading #ComedyAdventureStories

Head Honcho
Biggest Poncho
Them's the rules Kenny

There's lovely

High praise x

Town called Harwich
ooh yeah

Yorkshire curfew: Not allowed owt

#YorkshireDay

Extract! Extract!
Read a little about it

Blind summit sign

Mole, most progbably, or a cute wiggly worm.

Fainting

Have fun at the sauna guys but remember - no sweating!
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