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trouteyes

@trouteyes.bsky.social

Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.

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NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.

09.03.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

BUCKS FIZZ TO DO LIST

Speed it up βœ…
Slow it down βœ…
Play around βœ…
Make mind up βœ…

08.03.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Fairground Attraction, what's your favourite transparent thermoplastic?

FA: It's got to beeeeeee perspex

08.03.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sandy from Shetland

Sandy from Shetland

Tosh from Shetland

Tosh from Shetland

You found nineteen plectrums in your underpants after a night out in Todmorden Sandy? Are you sure?

Aye Tosh. I'm sure. Spotted them straight away. Fell out as I was putting on my pyjamas.

08.03.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)

01.01.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Theresa May sings

Theresa May sings

The captain is a one-armed dwarf
He's throwing dice along the wharf
In the land of the blind
The one-eyed man is king

08.03.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every word a sermon in itself.

08.03.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A monochrome β€˜spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

A monochrome β€˜spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please β€˜like’ or share this one?)

07.03.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 70
Bruce Lee smiles to himself, top off, eating with chopsticks.

Bruce Lee smiles to himself, top off, eating with chopsticks.

Bruce Lee remembering the time me and Kenny put bubble wrap under all the rugs in Chuck Norris's appartment.

06.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You must be as silly as I am x

06.03.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had a *dream in a **long ***time

*banana
**Honda
***Civic

06.03.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice bag

05.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Binary me
1100101011
Bit more
110110101011100011
Bit more
111001010101110001010111100
Mmmm. Now we're getting there

05.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lady Di

Lady Di

My nicest trousers

05.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Independent shops and restaurants can kiss my arse. Give me a Woolworths and a Spudulike.

05.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna get you, one day.

05.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am aware of him x

05.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild thnig
You make my heart snig
You make everythnig
Grovoy

04.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The bloke who re-carpeted our stairs today used to be cabin crew with B.A.

Lovely touch when he finished and said "enjoy your flight".

02.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Windsor Davies

Windsor Davies

01.03.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

half a pound
of basmatti rice
half a pound
of tofu

28.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 90's, my friend Kenny invented Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, and to this day, he's never received so much as a penny.

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Goose

Goose

Go 'snack'

28.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the support! X

28.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Harry Heape kids books

Harry Heape kids books

My books are for kids ❀️

28.02.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Clarinet guy

Clarinet guy

Lady Di

Lady Di

28.02.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Souness stares at Socrates

Souness stares at Socrates

Love finds you when you're ready ❀️

28.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bottle of Vanish

Bottle of Vanish

Bottle of Vanish gone

Bottle of Vanish gone

28.02.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

rain possible in the next hour

27.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Person wearing a bird mask. Black and white photo.

Person wearing a bird mask. Black and white photo.

I ❀️ CUMBRIA

27.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0