Arise Sir Itsak Indamagic
MY 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS
1) Blue
2) Green
3) Bluey green
If you happen to see the most *beautiful **girl in the world
*waterproof
**coat
here we go looby loo
Hi I'm @trouteyes You may remember me from tweets such as, mnmlsm, get your sh it together, and you have not heard the end of thi
I had to leave the other place as it was a bubbling cesspool of molten diarrhea, bile hate, and puke-lava.
LAST ORDERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Closing the list tonight. xx
Ostrich costume. Spinny bow tie. Propellor hat. Can't go wrong.
Hiya
Yeah. Little bit.
Memory, Agent Terry Nutkins, is what I have instead of a view.
I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:
At #SelfieTime we let in light and we banish shade
I know I say this every day but could you PLEASE tag your Mums with #Mums26, it saves a lot of time this end. Thanks x
BRING ME A HIYA LOVE
Pitch me
Something more preposterous
more preposterous
more preposterous
more preposterous
Mmmm. Now we're getting there
Ninety-nine, a hundred. Coming ready or not.
This little piggy went to market...
Mmmm. Napping ❤️
I can no longer see cream puffs out of the corner of my eye because I have a problem with my (wait for it) profiterole vision.
#Mums26 Once again, I implore you to send me your mother's name and include the hashtag #Mums26. Please please please, otherwise it's difficult to track. #Mums26
Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤
I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍
Stay the heck away from my Borscht you maniac.
Adele has a net worth an estimated £170m.
Wow Kenny. That must be such a massive net.
Owls don't look for a mate when it's raining because it's too wet to woo.
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGo my Lord
DuckDuckGo
Oh Lord
This Sunday is Mothering Sunday! If your mother's no longer around it can be hard. I will as usual be reading out the names of our Remembered Mums/Mams/Moms from halfway up this beauty - the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. If you'd like me to read out your Mum's name, PLEASE reply with #Mums26 ❤️ 👑
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
