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09.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Clarinet Toby
Lady O Diana
Late to his lovely party but very much enjoying glistening to the podcasts of @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social
09.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Before the Internet: Two children play funnel full of fart.
06.12.2023 16:13 — 👍 47 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.
09.03.2026 07:29 — 👍 54 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 2
BUCKS FIZZ TO DO LIST
Speed it up ✅
Slow it down ✅
Play around ✅
Make mind up ✅
Me: Fairground Attraction, what's your favourite transparent thermoplastic?
FA: It's got to beeeeeee perspex
Sandy from Shetland
Tosh from Shetland
You found nineteen plectrums in your underpants after a night out in Todmorden Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye Tosh. I'm sure. Spotted them straight away. Fell out as I was putting on my pyjamas.
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
White riot - I wanna riot (PING)
White riot - a riot of my own (PING)
Theresa May sings
The captain is a one-armed dwarf
He's throwing dice along the wharf
In the land of the blind
The one-eyed man is king
Every word a sermon in itself.
08.03.2026 09:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
Bruce Lee smiles to himself, top off, eating with chopsticks.
Bruce Lee remembering the time me and Kenny put bubble wrap under all the rugs in Chuck Norris's appartment.
06.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0You must be as silly as I am x
06.03.2026 09:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haven't had a *dream in a **long ***time
*banana
**Honda
***Civic
Nice bag
05.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Binary me
1100101011
Bit more
110110101011100011
Bit more
111001010101110001010111100
Mmmm. Now we're getting there
Lady Di
My nicest trousers
05.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Independent shops and restaurants can kiss my arse. Give me a Woolworths and a Spudulike.
05.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I'm gonna get you, one day.
05.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am aware of him x
05.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wild thnig
You make my heart snig
You make everythnig
Grovoy
The bloke who re-carpeted our stairs today used to be cabin crew with B.A.
Lovely touch when he finished and said "enjoy your flight".
Windsor Davies
01.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
half a pound
of basmatti rice
half a pound
of tofu
In the 90's, my friend Kenny invented Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, and to this day, he's never received so much as a penny.
28.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Goose
Go 'snack'
28.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks for the support! X
28.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Harry Heape kids books
My books are for kids ❤️
28.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Clarinet guy
Lady Di
28.02.2026 10:16 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Souness stares at Socrates
Love finds you when you're ready ❤️
28.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0