orin’s seroquel prescription

you tell someone you don’t like halsin and they start posting like an anime villain

witnessing it in passing when scrolling always gives me pause like girl do you have a trusted adult to talk to?? ur scaring me

sometimes people entangled in extensive fandom beef write and post manifestos like they’re about to tell me not to come to school tomorrow

conspiracy theories must sound soooo air tight when you’re fucking stupid

i think gortash thinks of callum as a friend but she views him as a coworker and it hurts his feelings

comm wip! sharing this one bc I’m gonna cover up some of the detailing later 🥲

like deeply

i think everyone else is uninterested in that way

the only companions that hit on callum are astarion, shadowheart, and lae’zel bc there’s something wrong with all of them

HELP

in callum’s canon, it’s shadowheart that astarion tries to bite bc why on earth would he try to bite the local murderer

this dialogue directly AFTER killing alfira is so fucking funny

she said “i hope the explanation is less sloppy than the kill” but i wasn’t quick enough to ss bc she made me laugh

the look she gives you after delivering an earth shattering read

YAYYYYY

no swag

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she has negative charisma and the dark urge like the amount of needless confrontation is making me sweat during honour mode

they stop letting callum speak for the group before they even leave the grove for the first time

i understand that it’s part of the fantasy but i simply cannot suspend my disbelief that a guy who thought selling a young girl into medical experimentation and hell war slavery would think sex crimes took it too far

i do love and feel bewildered by the phenomenon of insisting villains would suddenly draw the line at sexual violence when they’ve literally violated the geneva convention twenty times over

does karlach mean anything to you

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“gortash would be a consent king”

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“i am poison in the water and unhappy
little girl
who needs her daddy
real bad”

every time i listen to hard times by ethel cain im like wow im not even trying to have a good day

michael jackson is one of those topics where u can tell people are really uncomfortable w the reality that someone can be deeply evil but also have a tragic backstory + be immensely talented

i’m on facebook bc all the networking groups for my career are there but girl… we gotta burn it down

BTW WHEN I SAW FLORENCE FOR DANCE FEVER SHE BROUGHT OUT ETHEL TO SING MORNING ELVIS…

i can’t wait to see ethel cain for a second time!! the only other artist i’ve been able to see multiple times if florence and the machine

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her when i came out of the closet a couple years later

my mom took me to see jennifer’s body in theaters but i got really scared when megan fox and amanda seyfried started making out so i said “EW!!!” out loud… my mom told me to stop being rude