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Preorder Update: Shirts are in production and expected to ship in August!!

I dropped off for a min because of unexpected developments (ahhh) and I'll be taking a short break starting Fri and closing the shop.

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This Sunday 7-9p PST JUNE 29! A free virtual concert fundraiser for
@trevorproject.bsky.social 🧡streaming live from Rebecca Sugar's instagram and tiktok. With songs from "Steven Universe" "Adventure Time" and more. Help keep LGBTQ+ crisis services available for LGBTQ+ young people.

I was gonna share a photo of my happiness ice cream but it was melting so fast-

PFFT!!!!! LOL!!

We're all taking whatever good news we can get these days!! Proud of the people for showing up!!

This too is good news because I look forward to closing and then turning into a puddle (before realizing in horror I have re solidify and tackle the next thing).

last hour 🔥. last hour 🔥. last hour🔥.

This month I've had a cardboard box acting as a secondary trash bin for all the racist coded political ads that have been coming to my door. We got 5 of them in one day alone and it's been putting me in a bad mood.

HELL YEA AND FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

This pairing of terrible comics and good news has been *chefs kiss🤌✨

was ready to be nervous about it all week

a woman is dancing in front of a sign that says junior police sign up here ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a sign that says junior police sign up here

LETS FUCKING GO NEW YORKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~3 hours left to preorder 🍡✨

Oh shi- LAST DAY to preorder ⏳🔥🔥🔥!!!!

Do it now and get a free stickerrrrr💕>>> www.patabot.com

I wonder how much neomoney has accumulated in my neobank with that neointerest.......

let's try and recover my childhood neopets account again.........

Yooooooo! fellow refugees 🤝!!!! glad we safely abandoned ship!

Haha it's alright. I like to try to monetize that trauma.

thank you!!!

Hahaha someone else also requested darker colored shirts and I'm going to see if I can figure out.

thank you! may you be blessed with many foods. too much foods even.

Also the last day to vote for the next mayor of new york.

Go out in the hot hot sun and do it!!!
Then treat yourself to some ice cream!!!........ or a tshirt i guess!!!

*cough dont rank cuomo cough*

Oh shi- LAST DAY to preorder ⏳🔥🔥🔥!!!!

Do it now and get a free stickerrrrr💕>>> www.patabot.com

1 day left☝️💕✨!!!!!!

Bert from the Simpsons with a cake that says "im sorry for forgetting to reply, im usually either very busy, depressed, shy or just plain forgot. Regaurdless, I don't ignore your messages and I appreciate them a lot"

Literally me🥲 sorry friends

2 Days left🤞💖!!!

A stupidly tiny sticker with a goose yelling no war but glass war

Omfg. Apparently I accidentally ordered 1-in square stickers instead of 4-in square stickers. 😅😭

Pre orders available now until June 24. Free vinyl sticker with each design. >>> www.patabot.com

I am the very bloated caterpillar. I see food. I eat food. I eat food in a self destructive manner.

mmmm regret is flavor.