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DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit
And some of yall are still holding onto that app for dear life
09.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish as many people wanted to actually click on Teen Vogue stories as like a post about our work being good and important, because this post is almost at 20k likes and that would be pretty good traffic!
06.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 4318 🔁 961 💬 66 📌 30Not AGAIN
02.08.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah bro *smack*
02.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I slap it but in like a locker room bro kind of way
01.08.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Great interview, excited to add this to my TBR
01.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0!!
01.08.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like they HAVE to know people on the internet are gonna want to fuck this thing
31.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love how much digimon just does intentional furry bait
31.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 095 degrees at 5pm I hate you DC summer
30.07.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A rule of thumb for tsunamis is that in open ocean, they move at similar speeds to commercial airliners. If you're ever curious how long it would take for a tsunami to get from one place to another, look up the duration of a similar-length flight.
30.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 855 🔁 214 💬 7 📌 14
how I feel since 2016 or so
28.07.2025 19:32 — 👍 21114 🔁 7047 💬 95 📌 74I have something controversial to say…we need Lisa Rinna back on RHOBH
28.07.2025 18:12 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 2There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
24.07.2025 07:44 — 👍 8459 🔁 3373 💬 34 📌 92Is this from personal experience or
19.07.2025 19:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Being back at work today after a week off really driving home the fact that I'm not made to work for a living
07.07.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥵 indeed
07.07.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay fine *sighs and drops my pants*
07.07.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anybody else hear barking?
06.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And certain types of fans try and say survivor doesn't have a misogyny problem
06.07.2025 14:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Incredible suit 😍
05.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm known for giving that!
30.06.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leave Texas, that's my best advice. Just in general that's my best life advice
30.06.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When you get the little private booth in the back of the old model metro cars >>>
30.06.2025 22:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Assuming this means good boy, which I am in fact
30.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We read books by LGBTQ+ authors before. We will read books by LGBTQ+ authors now. We will read books by LGBTQ+ authors tomorrow. Literature is for and by everyone.
27.06.2025 20:21 — 👍 932 🔁 190 💬 16 📌 1It'll give you something but odds are it'll be something bad
28.06.2025 08:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm on a train right now
28.06.2025 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should be naked lying directly underneath my air conditioner and yet here I am, walking to Kalorama for a work event in a suit and tie
26.06.2025 17:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men will do literally anything to avoid going to therapy
25.06.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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