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@sassmattster.bsky.social

DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit

628 Followers  |  527 Following  |  1,050 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2024  |  2.0606

Latest posts by sassmattster.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m shy at first, then BOOM, most annoying person you’ve ever met

05.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Mayor Mamdani! πŸ‘πŸ‘

05.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The latest, 11pm:

β€”Prop 50 wins
β€”VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG; & gain in House
β€”Dems win NJ-Gov
β€”Mamdani wins
β€”PA Dems win supreme court
β€”ME vote-restricting measure loses
β€”Krasner & Bragg win
β€”JD's half-brother loses
β€”GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
+ Dem are leading to flip so many local offices.

05.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4104    πŸ” 1034    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 72

the only thing funnier than Jay Jones winning his race in Virginia despite the leaked texts is Carrie Coyner, who leaked the texts, losing hers

05.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jay Jones's win holds, that points to a dem bloodbath in 2026 imo

05.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jonathan Bailey slutty photoshoot, Dick Cheney dead, GOP massacre in almost every race, The Mummy 4, what a great day for me specifically!

05.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gay people need to be stopped

05.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to catch this skarmory in pokemon ZA is my 13th reason

04.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a professional way to say "sorry I procrastinated way too long on this work task, I learned too much about the state of the world"

04.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a community I'm so glad to see the gays finally rebuking the evil that is N* N*t N*vember

02.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Begging you guys to stop reposting pics ten minutes after you first post them

01.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Stewed pork with porcini mushrooms and lemon and herbs over risotto- this was damn good, steps will be in the replies below #food #cooking #foodsky πŸœπŸ½οΈπŸ‘¨β€πŸ³

31.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making a pork stew from Marcella Hazan's Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking tonight #cooking #food #foodsky πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ½οΈπŸœ

30.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I miss Leo every day

29.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some Pokemon fans treat picking a Kanto starter with the same gravity p*tterheads treat getting sorted into a house (derogatory)

28.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cydney Gillon you deserved so much better for your return to reality tv... why are you amongst these chops

27.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did I pay $25 for a mid tier Korean fusion bowl in navy yard today, someone needs to figure out what's going on over here

24.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5600 people died, and it made the best grapes of all time

22.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a reason this twerp was voted out first on survivor

22.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@moderation.bsky.app its literally just the movie poster for Psycho, there isn't even a visible nipple in this come ON

22.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching tonight!

22.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Old faithful: Ina Garten's skillet roasted lemon chicken #cooking #food #foodsky πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸœπŸ½οΈ

22.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I will never understand your vendetta against Zachary he's a good actor

21.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Equating Zachary Quinto with Billy Eichner is so rude omg take that back

21.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do the people know that Zachary Quinto is starring in a cheesy medical drama where his love interest is this hunky dilf?

21.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't advertise this you will never know peace

19.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Days like today are so important as a reminder that there really are more of us than there are of them

18.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

17.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8578    πŸ” 4607    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 277
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Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

17.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2692    πŸ” 1955    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 118

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

17.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7746    πŸ” 3604    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 80

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