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UPIES?

18.05.2025 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.05.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will totally report that

12.05.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a dream
I have to go
A big city dreams with big city goals

12.05.2025 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shiny Growlithe! Shiny Wiglett! ✨ #Pokémon

04.05.2025 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Angela as Tater crying on the shoulder of Damien as Augustus.

26.04.2025 23:16 — 👍 50 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1

A shiny Lotad right outside my house. #PokemonGo #PokemonGoCitySafari Santiago 2025

30.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 45 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

My biggest Phasmophobia Achievement. Nice 🤙.

23.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bro did what T_T

16.03.2025 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro having an amazing quads strenght while waiting for his coffee at Supermarket Simulator.

15.03.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was haaaaard.

15.03.2025 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I luv u Fuecoquette #Fuecoco

08.03.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

totally not a witch

08.03.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MORE FRIEND BALLS, LESS MASTER BALLS...

07.03.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHINY POLIWAG! more like Poli-Swag (it looks the same T_T)

07.03.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learned what Ash Wednesday is today

05.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 312 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 4

I tried to show @smosh Mouth to a whale, but she ate me for a moment.

24.02.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Attention! I have acquired a huge Among Us Nugget. Just 500 CLP, like 50 cents.

22.02.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, I saw a shiny Dratini on the Mapocho river. What Is she doing there! Get out! #Dratini #Santiago

17.02.2025 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MFW Tep

16.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, accidenatally doxing myself

01.02.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨Attention! new food pyramid just drop! 😋

01.02.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bautiful pokémon themed names for your baby:
- Erika
- Sabrina
- Indigo Plateau
- Confuse Ray
- Ice Beam / Thunderbolt coverage
- Profesor Oak’s big pokemon encyclopedia
- Offensive Sword Dance Garchomp (252 Atk/4 Def/ 252 Spe) Jolly Nature with Rough Skin.
- Agatha

01.02.2025 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m very sleepy right now but I have to say this: I dont like those fancy wall clocks that suddenly start to break into pieces, moving them like dancing a waltz, spinning weirdly and play some old tune… it is like technology from other planet and they scare me a little bit.

01.02.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guys, I has been blessed this first day of the new expansion packs on Pokémon TCG Pocket #Bidoof

30.01.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[A couple days later, same church and same audience, all in black, during cold morning]

- FATHER PHILLIP -
We are here reunited again...

[A funeral is happening, we can see a picture of Man with a black ribbon on it]

[Pans out]

- NARRATOR -
THIS SUMMER

NO WEDDING, SOME FUNERALS

ONLY ON THEATER

24.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

- FATHER PHILLIP -
(has a moment of realization)
Wait a moment... I'm a catholical priest, I can't get married...

- MAN -
Oh, I see--- I forgot about that.

[Audience Awws]

- FATHER PHILLIP -
But I can have other kind of ceremony...

[Father Phillip pulls out a gun and shoot Man several times]

24.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[Man approach Father Phillip]

- MAN -
Forget about them, this was not meant to be. They were probably protestants. The important question is...

(Man kneels)
Father Phillip, would you marry me?

- FATHER PHILLIP -
Yes! 1,000 time yes!

[They kiss, audience start to clap, they all cheered)

24.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

- FATHER PHILLIP -
It was not my intention to hurt you guys.

- GROOM and BRIDE -
(sarcastically and mimicking)
It was not my intention to hurt you guys.

(furiously and almost crying)
If it was not your intension, you should close your legs! you holy whore!

[Groom and Bride run away crying]

24.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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