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I really think I found someone who will understand when I run away and come get me without me having to ask

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Oh so that’s why I have moral scrupulosity OCD

"its sexual harassment to write a homoerotic song about a woman you dont like" ok lets start by cancelling Jolene then!

Can I call it exposure therapy when I use a public restroom where it’s hard to tell if the door is locked from the inside

AO Sea 🌊

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: we NEED to put TURDS in BABY FORMULA! IMMEDIATELY

NPR: with the science not yet settled, some parent groups sing the praises of therapeutic turd supplements

How do I break up with my therapist

He chickened out of saying it was vaccines right

YouTube video by Ophie Dokie in defense of Gaylorism [ft Kat Tenbarge]

GAYLOR PROPOSAL CRASHOUT ft @kattenbarge.bsky.social!

So embarrassing to think he’s kinda our Kingpin but orange and ugly and stupid and also a pedophile

seeing another rash of voter blaming and i wonder how people reconcile this with all the times dem senators - in deep blue states, even - that people voted for and put into office decided to give unanimous consent to GOP shit so they could go on vacation. they voted 'correctly', and yet, get nothing

the president thinks that he can have me arrested for making fun of him and as a committed bipartisan i accept that this is just his beliefs and call upon him to come to my cell and debate me

Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least

The doctor said I need at least 12 hours of screentime per day or I'll get very sick

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

Obsessed with the fact that this worked

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

Just kidding, campus is closed till Wednesday now. I guess that’s good. Gives me a little more time.

Really not emotionally prepared for Charlie Kirk memorial on campus tomorrow. I know plenty of people who were only passingly familiar with him have an image of him that’s far more kind than reality was, but that doesn’t change the fact that he hated me and now I have to see people loving him for it

Idk this is wishful thinking for sure but I do kinda think this will be the outcome, just slowly.

I think this has the potential to unintentionally lead to a lot of police reform, because the worst of them are definitely just gonna go join ice right? Ice is paying better and isn’t gonna turn them away for being shitty people lmao in theory they’ll be replaced by better people

I understand the criticism about apologizing to the nypd but I also worry that if Mamdani can’t build a good relationship with the city police, he will be pretty powerless to resist ice raids

They’ll call for violence with every breath, baying for blood in the streets of our cities; call minorities, LGBTQ folks, and the disabled every slur under the sun; and trample our most fundamental rights with a laugh, but if you don’t mourn when one of their idols dies, somehow you’re the monster?

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

The political party who celebrated Paul Pelosi's assault, ignored Melissa Hortman's assassination, laughed at the attempt to kidnap Gov. Whitmer, and cheered as insurrectionists on Jan 6th attempted a violent coup of Congress want you to be ultra respectful about Charlie Kirk

"This isn't who we are" says country that removed all evidence to the contrary from its history books