Jared Is Tired

STREAM SMOOCHIES BY ASHIKKO YOU COWARDS!!!!!!

Lolllllllllll

Was Nick the first nickname?

He is very cute

“I’m strong, I’m a Kelly Clarkson song!”

The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn

My brain now:
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok

Thank you ❤️

NO! CREAMY ALL THE WAY

My parents are degenerates (they like crunchy peanut butter)

OMG

HUH?!?! Did you have a layover in Salt Lake?

Me, laying on my bed, bald but with a mustache

My parents are flying into town today, so I pulled an ‘07 Britney again

republicans: we want the gestapo to terrorize racial minorities

democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏

Pentagon investigates Democrat senator for telling troops to refuse 'illegal orders' The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with 'illegal orders."

The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with 'illegal orders." n.pr/480zD6s

Meme of Andy from Devil Wears Prada walking into the office wearing a clubby gray long cardigan

fashion meets passion

Eepy

YouTube video by Chuck D's All-New Classic TV Clubhouse Pillsbury crescents holiday ad, 2003

Ok I’ll see your Folger’s siblings commercial and raise you these guys. My headcanon was the son brought his boyfriend home for holiday family dinner. In a time of little representation we invented our own. Nothing contradicts it, so… also really thought this was a ‘90s ad but apparently 2003.

Goddamnit

Really? The thing I saw said both

I need a new job

The FAA's air traffic reductions are taking effect. Here's what to know Airlines are canceling hundreds of flights to comply with the FAA's order. But there are still questions about the plan, which the agency says will keep the skies safe during the government shutdown.

Airlines are canceling hundreds of flights to comply with the FAA's order. But there are still questions about the plan, which the agency says will keep the skies safe during the government shutdown. n.pr/3JRbd5Z

I think so

I’ve never heard of Vons, I’ll need to try their cookies

The moon just barely peaking from over the top of a mountain

The moon has risen over the mountain more

The moon is fully rise now

I GOT TO WATCH THE FUCKING MOON RISE OVER THE MOUNTAIN AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

Why do Crumbl or Chip exist when Costco chocolate chip cookies are already perfect?

Photo of Zohran Mamdani

Today is Election Day.

Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞

Central Park flasher has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Israel says it's resuming the ceasefire after its strikes in Gaza kill over 100 people Israel's military said the ceasefire in Gaza resumed after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight that killed 104 people, including 46 children, according to local health officials.

Israel's military said the ceasefire in Gaza resumed after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight that killed 104 people, including 46 children, according to local health officials. n.pr/48SFSKo