It two melatonin gummys to knock my ass out this morning...
Two...
I swear.
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It two melatonin gummys to knock my ass out this morning...
Two...
I swear.
Oh btw
β¨1 MONTH ON Tβ¨
QUEEEEENNNN
08.07.2025 05:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sweating my entire ass off rn
Dear god...
WHY DID I START TRANSITIONING IN THE SUMMER?
You're so cute!!!! I love that top!!
07.07.2025 00:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0T sweat is real...
06.07.2025 09:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wife & I both are both type AB+, the universal receiver, so if you ever come to our home blood is absolutely an acceptable hostess gift
01.07.2025 01:30 β π 1851 π 67 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ί I need!!!
01.07.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Prob need to get some wd40 on mine..get the creaks out
01.07.2025 00:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're just gonna have to shit yourself babe, sorry π€·πΌββοΈ
30.06.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just a bb
30.06.2025 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Results of the 2025 Sanrio character ranking, with beret capped pudding dog Pompompurin at #1
Pompompurin won most popular Sanrio character, so if anyone tells you you can't be a dog made out of pudding wearing a beret 24/7, tell them to shove it
30.06.2025 16:48 β π 116 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1Bruh I'm tired of feeling like I'm in a steam bath EVERYTIME I go outside...
30.06.2025 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bee yuri minecraft bees in a boat with a sign behind it that says bee yuri
π dont worry
29.06.2025 16:45 β π 69 π 10 π¬ 6 π 1Bunnies have built a small village atop a sleeping dragon, which has been there so long that plants have grown over it, providing camouflage. One bunny sitting close to the dragon's ear, absentmindedly tells stories, not realiing that the dragon has just opened it's eye and is looking at the bunny.
Daily bunny no.3000 has many a tale to tell
29.06.2025 04:15 β π 3699 π 926 π¬ 41 π 10@ashlyn96.bsky.social MY BESTIE HAS A BLUE SKY AND IM SO HAPPY π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
29.06.2025 04:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0illustration of 3 cherries growing off a tree branch with one big green leaf. its drawn on a white background with some blue stars. caption is "yes i'm sad and i'm happy. this is life. im learning how to live it!"
28.06.2025 02:35 β π 90 π 39 π¬ 0 π 1I SAY YOUβRE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOUβRE COMINβ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE βSUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,β WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
30.08.2023 04:32 β π 2608 π 772 π¬ 28 π 11I've been going through it these past few days...
26.06.2025 08:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bruh...
I feel like the Hulk rn..
Sopping
#deer π¦
UPDATE: A U.S. defense official confirmed that the Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar "was attacked by short-range and medium-range ballistic missiles originating from Iran" and said there were no casualties.
23.06.2025 18:12 β π 302 π 80 π¬ 32 π 15Mosquitoes can fuck all the way off π€
23.06.2025 01:32 β π 24 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0oh my god
18.06.2025 16:26 β π 6449 π 1074 π¬ 174 π 145@undeadalliebun.bsky.social and I have been playing 'Date Everything' and GODDDDDDDDDDD
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKIN HOT THO?
Things you might not know:
"Balatro" is Latin for the word "Jester"
"Jimbo" is Latin for the word "Deceiver"
Source: Jimbo
GET YOUR FUCKING PASSPORTS RN
17.06.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0for the small price of free i will donate my uterus to whoever wants it
17.06.2025 16:49 β π 38 π 9 π¬ 3 π 0Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife @undeadalliebun.bsky.social β€οΈ. Love you honey bun.
17.06.2025 16:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0