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@haptiq.bsky.social

Space dust in the shape of a man. I like when complete strangers DM me to vent deep talk like we've known each other for years. People are interesting.

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Latest posts by haptiq.bsky.social on Bluesky

I realllllly want Warhammer to do a collab for this one. It's just the perfect fit for a DLC. Would be a good companion to Power Wash Simulator.

21.08.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For once this actually isn't a random stupid tariff. Russia's economy was crippled by the inability to trade their oil and gas - but China and India have helped them recover a lot. Tariffing/sanctioning them is justified.

Not that Trump is doing it for that reason, the stupid orange slug.

07.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've used both for a few months just for the hell of it... and it's insane the difference. Basically the exact same software, but every moment on X is either anti-woke anger, OF marketing, people talking about Trump or far-right insanity.

I'm not even looking for it, it's just everywhere.

02.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing Jenna doing solo stuff as Heavenshe but not seen word of the band in a while

02.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ‰

(kind of anticlimactic since Iโ€™m going through the Alien movies again)

02.08.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current read - highly recommend not even for the food, but the daily ramblings of an extremely funny and charming man.

02.08.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve always found these kinds of guests are the ones who steal shit or try to scam you out of a refund by threatening a bad review

Some people just have no class

02.08.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I voted for Labour hoping this would be Starmer, but aside from Ukraine, his PMQs prowess, his handling of Trump and GB Energy, so much of what he's done reeks of a shit PR team and indecisiveness... e.g. the cuts and the fear signalling towards the far-right (immigration and refusing to rejoin EU)

02.08.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really can't wrap my head around how the UK doesn't have a political candidate who is:

- Patriotic without being racist or protectionist
- Well spoken and professional without being a toff
- Economically literate without being a shill

Are the only options the far-right or protesters?

02.08.2025 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had my triage session for therapy and was told โ€œyouโ€™ve lived a lot of life for a 28 year old, jesus christโ€

โ€ฆ.. apparently I bottled it because Iโ€™ve been crying for 2 days every so often randomly

01.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just tried to be sarcastic/funny with good intentions over a text message and accidentally hurt the feelings of someone I care deeply about I feel fucking terrible

01.08.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After watching me for 6/7 years be mid as fuck at Dota, the squad is about to find out how disgusting I was with a chopper in Battlefield.

The fact I never clipped any of it is even better.

#battlefield6

01.08.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck me, I didn't know there was such a thing as emotional healing, and then I started watching #tedlasso

28.07.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Born in '97, got to experience childhood without it, then teenage years with it being the wild west, then made it to my late 20s by the time the slop and misinfo really took hold. Genuinely worried as hell for the kids getting iPads at a young age

21.07.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never want to give any charitability again to the conservatives pretending that being anti-abortion is about protecting children when they're openly saying they don't care if Trump is guilty of doing stuff on Epstein's island... how insanely twisted can you be?

21.07.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Around 4 years ago one of my gaming friends passed away. He was far too young. Often when I load up steam and it brings up my favourited friends I catch the lit up blue frame around his profile picture and mistake it for him being online. It's the little things that get you man...

17.07.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everything's fine, you just made it to the blackwall

14.07.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sinners 5* - we can be friends

11.07.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still so funny to me that world-renowned music artists mime the words when they film in their music videos. We can always tell bud you're in a grime song talking about smoking the opps miming like a shy little boy.

09.07.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Insane the mental turnaround the last 24hrs - time to get this version of myself back

09.07.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got the job... after almost a year of chaos ๐Ÿ˜ญ Pub, a bath and a mild cry tonight, then it's time to take the rest of 2025 by the horns and fuck shit up

08.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn that place looks beautiful

29.06.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard a guy say "in Italy we have a saying, it's better to shut up and look like an idiot than to speak and confirm it"

12.06.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think weโ€™re at the point where archaeologists should start studying the system HMRC use when you phone up about UK taxesโ€ฆ I think I could read the entire One Piece Manga before Iโ€™m through with this shit

11.06.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not disagreeing, just I'm English, so confused. How do they have a SS number and pay taxes if they're undocumented? Might be a difference in our two countries.

08.06.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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somehow managing to enjoy dota and improve at it which isnโ€™t something I thought you could have your cake and eat it with

visage continues to be my boy

#dotasky #dota2 #dota #moba

03.06.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LMAO guys there's this loser from my hometown who I had a very mild staredown with after he made a female friend scared in a club and he proceeded to tell people he knocked me out

anyway someone has revealed to me that she just brutally shot him down after he randomly DM'd her asking for anal ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

03.06.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I questioned and later realised I wasnโ€™t bisexual - but I want any LGBTQ+ followers to know I wish you a healthy and happy pride month. Youโ€™re all courageous and wonderful people and I think more straight duders should recognise you. Iโ€™m glad so many of you are finding a community here. โค๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ #pride

03.06.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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