And, likely, cancer
Watching The Martian for the first time. This man has poster’s madness
niece update: loves birds, loves her best friend (the dog), loves stomping flowers
I think I should be exempt from this phishing training as its podcastbro video format goes against my religious beliefs
I wish I had quit more jobs
her head is too big
Paleontology is so funny, what the hell do you mean it rained for 2 million years
Oh yeah at the end they buried Sloane alive but he was immortal I think? Why was he immortal
Gonna be honest I don’t remember any plotlines because everyone was too hot
I just thought shoes were supposed to feel like that
I wore shoes too big for me until I was like 30. But that is because I am not very smart, not for a degrading reason
what if I did my taxes before april 12th this year
just kidding, my background check is impeccable, no way I’m getting hired at the white house
might get hired at the white house just so I can tell trump i’m not wearing the shoes he sent me because I don’t like them. god this sounds like fun
I occasionally type a post with my left hand. It goes chiral
1. USA
I just don’t think a ripped Hutt would have that type of musculature
plenary indulgences but for sending your coworker an email asking what the fuck is their problem
KENTUCKY: WE HAVE THE MEATS
This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem
oh no not a blanket rewrite
all y’all are wrong
Also it’s not true, apparently
I was in a meeting once where a manager said something about “the three hundred pound elephant in the room” and my coworker said “that’s really not a very big elephant.” This feels like that
It helps me remember to always fact check the butthole app
in this house we run on dunkin
vance picked this religion! he could have gone with any other religion and he picked this one! as an adult! aaaaahh
if you move one spot right and five spots down from the intersections of the asymptotes you find the right side curve. because of rotational symmetry you can move one spot left and five spots up to find the intersection of the second curve with the y-axis (where x=0)
(2,-4) not (2,4)
You have to use symmetry. The curves are rotationally symmetric around the point where the asymptotes cross. The curve on the left will hit the y axis at (0,6). You know this because the curve on the right hits (x=2) at (2,4).
Sorry this is a bad explanation
