Blaire, Sorceress of Fuck

the furnace has long been cold, despite itself.

I've just minimally functioned like this for so long that it's like autopilot but I feel so wrong and sick all the time and like everything I do is either a desperate attempt to ignore that feeling or feverishly drown it out with any hedonism I can obtain

I've been making good like I'm fine for a while but I'm just so depressed, I do anything I can to stay positive but I hate myself I hate where I am and I don't know how to think about it, don't know how to express it, don't even know how to turn off the performance, I feel like I'm lying to myself

every time I have an opinion online I immediately regret it

a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says “HEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCH” i say “HELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICK” and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer “SORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING IT” i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

Playing in the ball pit, which is what I call the dumpster behind the orchiectomy depot

I haven't seen a man with a moustache as good as Brian Murphy's was at the jun 1st 2025 battle at the bowl since Freddie Mercury was alive

this veal parmesan sandwich dollar for dollar is doing a lot more for me than therapy right now

I buy in large despise any product of the American military industrial complex, but they do make good snacks, you ever have the oatmeal cookie that comes in some MREs that shit slaps, unreasonably good oatmeal cookie

that weird orc from Lord of the Rings: "Looks like woke's back on the menu, boys"

deleting a post because I was supposed to be saying a vulnerable thing in the void but it just got fkin algorithmically served to a bunch of random people I hate the Internet now

I'm like so antisocial lately I feel emotionally like I did when I was in highschool 💀

ew fkin code dork liking my sad post about not being able to learn how to code why the fuck would you do that get out of here

I found out today that they're selling MREs on the cheap at the local joblot and I'm gonna buy SO many of these fuckers i love these things

seeing people online seem to suddenly figure out and spread understanding of the concept of a game theory state graph is actually kinda fucking terrifying I'm not gonna lie

you can get away with writing run on sentences if you have swag and are pure of heart

god I'm so fuckin depressed I haven't been this depressed in like half a decade or more I'm doing everything right my room is clean I slept I ate I'm hydrated it's my day off I upgraded my computer and have new games I should like playing I'm not lonely why the fuck do I feel like this

being online in this current moment feels like opening the fridge to browse for a tasty snack but the only thing in the fridge is old sauces and a tiny FBI agent crouched behind the mustard taking pictures of me while I sadly drink the last of the milk straight from the carton

one of the funniest parts of having a few niche kinks is meeting people and going "wait a fuckin second I've seen art of you, specifically" it's happened to me like 4 times by now lmfao

A man is burning to death. He says "Help ME! Oh God I'm burning to death!' As his flesh melts he shrieks "AHHHH THE AGONY!" He shouts "help me! help me!" to two other men watching him die. One man says "bro's crashing out." The other one winces and says "cringe."

shout-out to the handful of employees who probably are not paid enough to make this very cheap sushi bang WAY harder than it has to those motherfuckers go the extra mile

steel reserve and grocery store sushi (to soothe the soul)

Early transition Alex still looking like a boy with stubble balances a pill of estradiol on her thumb and asks herself "I wonder what the biggest change on estrogen will be." Alex pops the pill on her tongue. She says "I no longer care for the movies of Quentin Tarantino." A look of passionate sadness comes over her face and she continues "except for Jackie Brown, which I relate to even more."

HOLY SHIT

i am like barely able to move sick today out of nowhere and this instant garlic flavored ramen is making me consider believing in god

I have to spell this out, the reason snake has an eye patch is because he disguised himself (entirely oblivious to this) as a man that the enemy leader was fuckin, and got caught by said leader full hand groping his crotch unprompted

metal gear is made by people on acid, what I would call the main turning plot point in mgs3 is a bad guy grabbing snake's dick (while in disguise) and saying something along the lines of "this ain't the cock n balls I know, who are you" snake is then tortured nearly to death and has his eye shot out

a lot of stuff in NYC is really overrated or overpriced but the cronuts and other pastries from the place that invented cronuts live up to the hype so hard