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Mike Wright

@ffhitman.bsky.social

The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social and @spitballerspod | he/him http://linktr.ee/ffhitman

6,543 Followers  |  7 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 31.05.2023  |  2.0898

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My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s β€˜Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.

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Waking up this morning:

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Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy

14.12.2024 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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I’d put it middle tier

28.11.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Round One! FIGHT!!! #MikeInTheBox

28.11.2024 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ«₯πŸ«₯πŸ«₯

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Never tell me the odds!

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The time for redemption has arrived.

You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!

#AbdullahExpress

23.11.2024 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so good

20.11.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run

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Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!

19.11.2024 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Call Coach Mike and tell him what to do

18.11.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans.
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!

18.11.2024 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

I lean tillman

17.11.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IVE NEVER NOTICE THEM

17.11.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do what we can

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This is borderline NSFW for dads

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Appreciate you

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🍻

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But those are the best part!

14.11.2024 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places

14.11.2024 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 2

Hello to everyone that got rate-limited

03.07.2023 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

31.05.2023 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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