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Mike Wright

@ffhitman.bsky.social

The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social and @spitballerspod | he/him http://linktr.ee/ffhitman

6,543 Followers  |  7 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 31.05.2023  |  2.0898

Latest posts by ffhitman.bsky.social on Bluesky

My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s ‘Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.

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Waking up this morning:

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Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy

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Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies 💀💀💀

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29.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 75    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

I’d put it middle tier

28.11.2024 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Round One! FIGHT!!! #MikeInTheBox

28.11.2024 19:19 — 👍 70    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0
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🫥🫥🫥

28.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Never tell me the odds!

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The time for redemption has arrived.

You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!

#AbdullahExpress

23.11.2024 18:59 — 👍 121    🔁 1    💬 15    📌 0

Oh so good

20.11.2024 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run

20.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 131    🔁 0    💬 11    📌 1

Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!

19.11.2024 04:47 — 👍 115    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Call Coach Mike and tell him what to do

18.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans.
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!

18.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 145    🔁 20    💬 12    📌 5

I lean tillman

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IVE NEVER NOTICE THEM

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Do what we can

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This is borderline NSFW for dads

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Appreciate you

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🍻

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But those are the best part!

14.11.2024 14:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places

14.11.2024 14:07 — 👍 360    🔁 4    💬 54    📌 2

Hello to everyone that got rate-limited

03.07.2023 04:07 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

31.05.2023 00:32 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

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