Sasha Sienna

Sasha Sienna

@sashasienna.bsky.social

Performing monkey with a typewriter.

1,803 Followers 1,413 Following 173 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 week ago

There’s too many takes in ttrpg

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3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, that's the opposite of what NASA is saying here.

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3 weeks ago

Don’t call me “honey” and expect it to make up for the fact that you SHRUNK THE KIDS

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3 weeks ago
A sign by an alley with lots of flags, in hand-posted letters saying "Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions"

Lot of Bluesky energy with this sign.

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3 weeks ago
“Andrew … the cows have come home.”

“Andrew … the cows have come home.”

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3 weeks ago

Other people might worry but for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor this is no sweat.

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people in to dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could reflect on your conflicts!

But I don't WANT to reflect on my conflicts with co-workers! I want to turn people in to dinosaurs!

dunno where i was going with this

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1 month ago
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Delve into The Deepest Dark From Ella Watts - Delve into The Deepest Dark

Yay! We're crowdfunding a game about dying in a cave, and discovering that there's always light in the dark. It's called The Deepest Dark, please check it out!

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1 month ago
You Can't imagine What Horrific Thing Happened On Cannibal island In 1933 oppo.topratedviral.com

i can probably guess tho

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3 months ago
Tweet by Jason
@longwall26

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

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3 months ago

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

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3 months ago
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You ever been given an absolute wet squelch of an item by your GM? 🥲 NO MORE 💪

We are standing up to piss poor item creation this weekend - catch our Panel at 1:30pm upstairs in Seminars!

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3 months ago
WAYS TO SAY N
TO WEED
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1. Are you kidding me? Grow up!
2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
3. Get a job you hippie wastoid.
4. No thanks, I'm a good person.
5. You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol
8 Uhhh... no thanks loser!
9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
Let me think... No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
- Back off, bucko. You're bad.
. I would rather not, okay?
5. Injecting weed is for dummies.
16. I will never do one toke.
26. I was raised right, I won't light.
27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
28. You wish, pot junker! Back off!
29. I'm calling the Coast Guard.
30. No tokes for me. I'm cool.
31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
33. That's a death "roach." No.
• Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
37. Nope. THC is not for me.
38. Step out of my zone, now.
39. Get off my case, weed stoner.
40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
41. Lay off, I listen to the law.

17. Absolutely not, I love myself.
18. Get a grip you sativa snorter!
19. Bugger off, you bong addict!
20. I will use my taser on you.
21. What do I look like? A failure?
22. Nah, bongs are wrong.
23. No way! Hemp is horrible!
24. I'd rather not be a cannibal.
42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
44. No, weeds are for whacking.
45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
46. Are you serious? Get a life.
47. You're dumb if you do "dank."
48. Stoners are loners. I'm good.
49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

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3 months ago
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a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

My SAD-suffering self waiting for bedtime on a day that seemingly has 52 hours.

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4 months ago

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

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4 months ago

Get this man in the writers room now

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5 months ago

Starting to think this England team that hasn't lost in four years might be pretty good. #RWC2025

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6 months ago

Vrai mec pas s'occuper bébé si pas déguisé rambo sinon couilles tombent

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6 months ago

17 hours left to grab a copy of Dungeon Tryouts. If the writers rooms are anything to go by, it's going to be a very good time!

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6 months ago

There's an entire franchise dedicated to reminding us that this is a bad idea.

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6 months ago

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

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7 months ago

Timpsons

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7 months ago

IT'S STAYING HOME!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

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7 months ago

Sarina Weigman looking to cause a national shortage of blood pressure medication this tournament.

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7 months ago

[Through gritted teeth]: I love watching the Lionesses play football, I love watching the Lionesses play football, I love watching the Lionesses play football.

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7 months ago

There's some really cool people writing and illustrating this game (and also me!) so you know it'll be a good time!

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7 months ago
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Meet the Guest Writers:

Adventuring is a group effort. We're thrilled to have an awesome team joining us for Dungeon Tryouts!

@ifycomedy.com
@danielleradford.bsky.social
@macguffinandco.bsky.social
@sashasienna.bsky.social
@alinapete.bsky.social
Husein Panju

www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...

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7 months ago

Death, taxes, and a Chloe Kelly penalty.

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8 months ago
On the far Western shore of Middle Earth rests the Grey Havens, One of the last bastions of the elves in this world. This is Círdan the Shipbuilder's domain. For years now he has fashioned the vessels that will take the remaining Noldor and Sindar to the undying lands of Valinor, in Arman, hidden from the mortal realm at the end of the Third Age but for those who take the ships from this harbor (the only two exceptions to this being Gimli and Legolas, and Samwise, both many years from now). One of the great ships sits at a beautiful dock: Galadriel and Celeborn stand in front of Círdan, watching as Elrond gestures to an elderly Bilbo Baggins to board. Gandalf will join them and Frodo also, after a tearful goodbye. They will sail into the sea and soon join the Valar and Mayar and all the rest of the Elves. Frodo and Bilbo's time there will feel so short, mortals in a timeless realm, but it will be peaceful and joyous and filled with food and drink and song and harmony, and be a fitting resting place for the ring bearers. And Gimli of course, the one exception to a non-Elf ring bearer granted amnesty in Valinor, because unlike the movies, in the books he is the poet and chief moral officer of the third age, and brought peace between the two long rivaled races.

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

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