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Lifelong gooner, occasional vlogger, eternal optimist

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@talksport.com and #JamieOHara scraping terrible bottoms of all barrels by slaughtering what the Brighton manager was wearing because they couldnโ€™t attack @arsenalfc.bsky.social and their style of play on Wednesday night.

Despicable attempt at rage baiting people to phone in.

31.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inactivity towards it is even worse.

Disgusting what youโ€™ll put up with because you think it makes good tv.

29.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats @itvx.com ruining #BigBrother again, like last year, by making sure the person the producers want to be in the final gets there.

Caroline is one of the worst housemates Iโ€™ve watched her bullying and belittling of a man because she feels heโ€™s โ€œtoo goodโ€ a person has been awful but your

29.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How long before Jamie Oโ€™Hairbrained and Carragobber blame #Arsenal for this

28.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#AUFCHawks

26.10.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idiots that need to cause anger to get people phoning their pointless shows.

Itโ€™s the only reason Oโ€™Hara has a job.

26.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual?

26.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re now down to 11

24.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Down to 12
But..

โœ… Reece Page returns from injury.
๐Ÿ”ฅ New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.

Can the Hawks draw on last weekโ€™s resilient winโ€ฆ
โ€ฆor have they gone to the well one too many times?

Only one way to find out.
๐ŸŽฅ Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30

23.10.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My wife asked me to whisper dirty things in her ear.

I leaned in close and whispered " the kitchen, our bedroom, the bathroom"

And that's when the fight started

23.10.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“ž Final details being signedโ€ฆ
Medical โœ…
Paperwork โœ…
All thatโ€™s missing now isโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘‡
#HereWeGo

22.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ask him if heโ€™s beaten up any teenagers or threatened any pensioners on itv lately too

22.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rumours swirling.
Talks progressing fast.
#TransferWatch #TheAlexWay

22.10.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Set piece fc

21.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Myles Lewis Shelly man.

What

A

PLAYER

#ARSATM

#UCL

21.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These #Atletico players arenโ€™t very strong are they? They fall over the minute someone goes near them #ARSATM #UCL #ChampionsLeague

21.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HAWKS Matchday 6: The Calm Before The Storm
YouTube video by John Taylor HAWKS Matchday 6: The Calm Before The Storm

๐ŸŽฅ Nine-Man Hawks Pull Off a Comeback for the Ages
Down to nine men, 3โ€“1 down at half-time, and away from home against

What followed was one of the most dramatic grassroots comebacks youโ€™ll ever see.
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

youtu.be/wFrOTgHkbOw?...

๐Ÿ—ฃ
#AlexandraUnitedHawks #GrassrootsFootball #YouthFootball

21.10.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jesus Christ John thatโ€™s like, the worst present EVER

19.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Too much sex damages your memory."

At least that's what I read at the bottom of page 34 of The Times at 8:46 on the 24th of May 2007 on flight KL524 from Amsterdam to Gatwick.

17.10.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Bouncebackability

Can Alex Hawks Soar Again?

Following a tough result, the Hawks travel to Mertsham with a point to prove. It's time to dig deep, unite as a squad, and fight for three points on the road. The signature red and black army travels in hope!

14.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commuters, liven up your trip home by putting your arm round a stranger, looking up at the departure boards and saying โ€œif itโ€™s up there Iโ€™ll give you the money myselfโ€ #LesDennis

11.10.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
John Taylor Welcome to the official channel of Alexandra Hawks U18 ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๐Ÿฆ… Based in Epsom, Surrey, weโ€™re a team built on graft, grit, and good football. This channel is where youโ€™ll find our match highlights, traini...

Hey #Football @bsky.app ers.

Iโ€™m trying to stream my lads Saturday football games live to #Youtube so the parents can watch from home but they wonโ€™t let me unless I get to 50 subs.

Please help me out.

Donโ€™t need to watch the vids or turn notifications ๏ฟผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

youtube.com/@alexhawksu1...

10.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ EXTRA, EXTRA โ€” READ ALL ABOUT IT! ๐Ÿฆ…

Alexandra United Hawks soar past Bookham in a six-goal stunner!

Noah bags FOUR ๐Ÿงจ
Will and Tom add to the tally โšฝโšฝ
A 6โ€“2 masterclass in teamwork, belief, and pure Hawk spirit. ๐Ÿ’ช

๐Ÿ“ Effingham Recreation Ground
๐Ÿ“ธ MOTM: Noah

05.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Iโ€™m staying in a hotel today I thought Iโ€™d grab breakfast on the go. But I just had to go back into the Greggs and said to the cashier, "I've just bought a Pasty from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out."

"Maybe you bit down too hard?" she replied.

I said

"They're not my teeth."

05.10.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@thetrawl.bsky.social we cross over live to the #BigBrother house to hear George talk about Reform and Nigel Farage

03.10.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s who he is mate

03.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the bastard that stole my new trainers and hi vis jacket from my work locker, you can run but you canโ€™t hide!!

02.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Ozilโ€™s hat trick being โ€œonlyโ€ against Bodo Glimt. Howโ€™s that working out for you #Tottnum #ChampionsLeague

30.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought Iโ€™d try a new Sport today so I went for horse jumping, Iโ€™m no good at it though.

Even with a long run up I just hit the side of the first one and bounce off!!

30.09.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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