laika

tad queer

tummy tuesday

im alcoholic and mentally ill and want women to beat me up

ahaha... any hot cut women want to talk abt paradox games with me,,

Trans people aren't real, it's just a ploy by big lesbian t-to- 𝘩𝘩𝘩 b-big le-lesbi-lesbia- 𝘏𝘯𝘨𝘬- b-big W-wome-

mangle

i’m feeling frutiger aero today also my breasts are large and squishy

lowkey lesbian as fuck

i burst onto the scene wielding my phone pulled onto a webpage. i announce: They said i'm "AGP but hot" and "Jewish looking" in this 4chan thread!! my friend says: “is that. good?” there’s a beat, she looks down and is alarmed “wow you are incredibly erect” she says. END.

true story

old drawing from 2024

i’m not a sexual predator plotting to infiltrate women’s bathrooms. i just wanna suck cock and look pretty doing it

Art featuring Hornet from Silksong.

SILKSONG 2025!!
#silksong #hollowknight

Change is hard

ぎゃー！

a white cat sitting on a couch with a bell around its neck ALT: a white cat sitting on a couch with a bell around its neck

theyre called skeets

real as hell ngl need to try that sometime

if this building aint gonna have a gender neutral bathroom then im taking the mens handicap stall

asking the room if they also smell something weird just so i can hear them all make lil snoofing noises 🥰🐶

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

these enby names are getting out of control

alternate universe where the American Empire is led under Walt Disney's fascist reign of terror. meanwhile a whimsical man in Germany opens Hitlerland

and many such acronyms etc etc

one of my oomfs is giving a major wtf the fuck moment rn and making me smh my head im so done with ts shit

if a girl comes out as lesbian after breaking up with a guy, either the guy was such a piece of shit it gave the girl a revelation, or the “guy” needs a revelation of “his” own

ザッザッザッ

absent-minded trans girls be like “oops sorry i lost my train of frot”

???

when i accidentally wear an outfit without any pockets i slowly go insane throughout the day wtf do i do with my hands when i walk this is like chinese water torture

We need some cheering up. Here folks, have a goober