Too many people sleep on Spam

Fuck you Connections

Elvis, Jim Morrison and Scott Adams

People might pay to see me try to put on a pair of leather pants

There are not enough gold medals at the Olympics to induce me to inject acid into my peen

Are they still doing this stupid shit?

Yahoo Serious: The Lost Years

Always Krispy Kreme never Dunkins

On Chirp you can get them as cheap as 2 bucks. Not the new stuff of course

"It's not a crime to babysit" Bruno Hauptmann

I long for the day I can look at the news of the day and the phrase These motherfuckers doesn't spring to my lips

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Eraserhead

He is going to use the renovation to funnel money to him and his cronies. It will go 700 million over budget and end up looking like a flip house

I spent my first 18 years on a farm and in every shitty job and every tough time since what has gotten me through is my mantra It's easier than farming

I am certain these renovations are a way to funnel taxpayer money to Trump and his cronies

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St Clarita Diet

Overall I believe the best western ever

On the other hand I have discovered some great new music this way

It's the Hunger Games at the bird feeder today

This could be the most ironic thing every

It is only wrong if weirdos and poor people do it

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Wonder Man poster. Now showing on Disney+

If you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, make sure you go to support WONDER MAN cause it seems like Marvel didn’t care to promote the fact that it is now out #wonderman

You post-vcr babies will never experience the joy of turning on the TV on a rainy afternoon and a movie you have been dying to see is just starting. It was electric

It is not like I will stop listening but I wish there was a point where people controlled money and money didn't control them

Repeal Citizens United.
Eat the Rich.
All power to the people!!!

If it was being done in a tribute to or a documentary about Mr. Rogers I think I would have loved it. Hijacking the good will we feel for him to soft sell mortgages feels sleazy and not in a good way.

In general, as soon as someone says common sense, you know they are full of shit

I will agree with BB being in the Hall of Fame as long as the Panthers get credit for that Super Bowl win during Spy-gate

I love Gaga but invoking the spirit of Mr Rogers for Rocket to sell mortgages is some fuckshit