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Jason, ex Inferis

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Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i

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Mascot wrestling. Gritty’s finisher is called the Gritizen’s Arrest.

02.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Every food has someone who claims it's better crispy. There's a guy out there trying to make soup crispy I guarantee it

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sick of Websites

02.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

BeastWorld has fallen

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES YOU GUYS ARE ALL BRILLIANT I NEVER THOUGHT OF SUING THEM BEFORE

02.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be an oversharer, unless we’re talking about your fries.

02.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could. πŸ˜’

02.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when a dude bores you to death you have been manslain

22.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Bjârk
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Bjârk

the world is not very good right now but you could RosalΓ­a's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps

01.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

*sensing a single loose hair somewhere on my body* I am superhuman

01.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

02.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

Resourceful

02.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As always...

21.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I gave up the sea hag life for this bullshit

01.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The aliens aren't even picking up the phone anymore

01.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Winched-from-the-muck logging on

01.03.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Handsome man's hand holding Teddie brand peanut butter but the mascot is a bear laying over the word TEDDIE like he's a little dtf

Handsome man's hand holding Teddie brand peanut butter but the mascot is a bear laying over the word TEDDIE like he's a little dtf

Teddie All Natural Sexy Peanut Butter

01.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 12

my brother always used to hide the last puzzle piece and this is why I shitpost

01.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week

01.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney

01.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every god damn day. This is exhausting.

28.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On top of the apparent humiliation kink, democrats are also addicted to losing.

02.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I once said that the rival restaurant to Popeyes is AyatollahNo

02.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD MORNING, BLUESKY

02.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If ayatollah you once, ayatollah you a thousand times

02.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that’s like 85% crumbs now if you’ve squeezed it

02.03.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hospitals and schools. Going to start hearing stories about elaborate bases build beneath all of them.

01.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ASS GRANOLA?!

02.03.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don has defiantly traded up in the company he keeps. HB Don!

02.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. I was just happy I knew this one. πŸ₯Ί

02.03.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0