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Jason, ex Inferis

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Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i

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Mascot wrestling. Gritty’s finisher is called the Gritizen’s Arrest.

02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 30    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

Every food has someone who claims it's better crispy. There's a guy out there trying to make soup crispy I guarantee it

02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 43    🔁 17    💬 9    📌 0

I am so sick of Websites

02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 66    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

BeastWorld has fallen

02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

YES YOU GUYS ARE ALL BRILLIANT I NEVER THOUGHT OF SUING THEM BEFORE

02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 300    🔁 3    💬 11    📌 0

Don’t be an oversharer, unless we’re talking about your fries.

02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 55    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 0

I wish I could. 😒

02.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when a dude bores you to death you have been manslain

22.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 213    🔁 62    💬 3    📌 2
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk

the world is not very good right now but you could Rosalía's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps

01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 84    🔁 23    💬 6    📌 0

*sensing a single loose hair somewhere on my body* I am superhuman

01.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 129    🔁 29    💬 4    📌 0

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 284    🔁 72    💬 15    📌 5

Resourceful

02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As always...

21.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 64    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe I gave up the sea hag life for this bullshit

01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

The aliens aren't even picking up the phone anymore

01.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 49    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0

Winched-from-the-muck logging on

01.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Handsome man's hand holding Teddie brand peanut butter but the mascot is a bear laying over the word TEDDIE like he's a little dtf

Handsome man's hand holding Teddie brand peanut butter but the mascot is a bear laying over the word TEDDIE like he's a little dtf

Teddie All Natural Sexy Peanut Butter

01.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 311    🔁 34    💬 29    📌 12

my brother always used to hide the last puzzle piece and this is why I shitpost

01.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 82    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 0

here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week

01.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 23    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney

01.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Every god damn day. This is exhausting.

28.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

On top of the apparent humiliation kink, democrats are also addicted to losing.

02.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

I once said that the rival restaurant to Popeyes is AyatollahNo

02.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

GOOD MORNING, BLUESKY

02.03.2026 13:35 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If ayatollah you once, ayatollah you a thousand times

02.03.2026 13:35 — 👍 68    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

Oh, that’s like 85% crumbs now if you’ve squeezed it

02.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hospitals and schools. Going to start hearing stories about elaborate bases build beneath all of them.

01.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

ASS GRANOLA?!

02.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Don has defiantly traded up in the company he keeps. HB Don!

02.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry. I was just happy I knew this one. 🥺

02.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0