Going to a Payless ShoeSource could fix me
03.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 120 🔁 33 💬 13 📌 1Going to a Payless ShoeSource could fix me
03.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 120 🔁 33 💬 13 📌 1The real challenge was trying to say “real world/road rules” without sounding stupid
03.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I don’t know about you but Armageddon some before shit goes down
03.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 68 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 0They’re talking Armageddon and you’re still going to work and paying those student loans.
03.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being a prophet in like 2015 and trying to explain how stupid everything will get, but being unable to without mentioning affliction shirts and monster energy drinks
03.03.2026 14:03 — 👍 79 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0It’s never been easier to get into the miracle cure/supplement game. You just need to find the ivermectin of ozempic.
03.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Many Muggles died to bring us this information
03.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It has come to my attention that my loud coworker is days away from having a nuclear weapon
03.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 162 🔁 32 💬 8 📌 0true story: i made so many jokes about icarus on here i learned in the replies that his father daedalus made the wings
03.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 333 🔁 12 💬 34 📌 4Mascot wrestling. Gritty’s finisher is called the Gritizen’s Arrest.
02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 118 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1Every food has someone who claims it's better crispy. There's a guy out there trying to make soup crispy I guarantee it
02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 49 🔁 18 💬 10 📌 0I am so sick of Websites
02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 70 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1BeastWorld has fallen
02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0YES YOU GUYS ARE ALL BRILLIANT I NEVER THOUGHT OF SUING THEM BEFORE
02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 344 🔁 3 💬 14 📌 0Don’t be an oversharer, unless we’re talking about your fries.
02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 87 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 2I wish I could. 😒
02.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when a dude bores you to death you have been manslain
22.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 264 🔁 80 💬 4 📌 2
the world is not very good right now but you could Rosalía's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps
01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 93 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 0*sensing a single loose hair somewhere on my body* I am superhuman
01.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 160 🔁 41 💬 4 📌 0Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 378 🔁 96 💬 17 📌 6Resourceful
02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As always...
21.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 64 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe I gave up the sea hag life for this bullshit
01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0The aliens aren't even picking up the phone anymore
01.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0Winched-from-the-muck logging on
01.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Handsome man's hand holding Teddie brand peanut butter but the mascot is a bear laying over the word TEDDIE like he's a little dtf
Teddie All Natural Sexy Peanut Butter
01.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 313 🔁 33 💬 29 📌 12my brother always used to hide the last puzzle piece and this is why I shitpost
01.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 83 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 0here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week
01.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney
01.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0