Jason, ex Inferis

she’s shaking her head to make sure no one thinks she agrees with him

My mother is watching the Ed Gein movie and every few minutes she says, “He’s crazy,” to show that she’s following the plot

I never want to quote post more than when it's disabled.

I wonder if James Bond ever bought lego on ebay

Only real places

noticing a large uptick in posts about being sick, probably nothing

I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart

Its so windy here rn. Good thing I'm a fatass otherwise I'd be blown away to Oklahoma

stop comparing me to the machine . the machine should be compared to me because I can Eat my weight in twizzlers and the machine can’t even piss on command yet

acab includes "conscientious" mods

bringing my homunculus to the pediatrician

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I’m am permanently pausing my give a damn

hi have other writers gone insane today say aye

Look what I found, a story as old as 2006

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i can’t explain it but book of mormon is a christmas musical

What are THOSE!?

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Birds… I’m begging… I long to talk shit

We can talk about it when I get there

I am dog now

Disappointed that something called “Black Friday” isn’t more like the purge

Steely Dan AND a cheese plate?! Have you been reading my diary?

Oh, I hear it then. Omw

I’ll be listening for it

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Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes

If I can help by telling you more, I’ll be here living my best life!

Well, I woke up around 7 and did some stretching followed by a delicious…oh, you’re being sarcastic. ☺️

All right, only one or two more businesses are allowed to call themselves "The Foundry," then we're going to have to set some boundries.

”is my vision improving?"

"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"

"oh i just slept in my contacts"

Home Alone is just SAW for kids. puzzles. traps. screaming grown men