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If you like Poppy Playtime even a little bit you must come to my laboratory so I can measure your skull for science.

Trump is like an American Elagabalus.

In that same TTRPG campaign I just made a book cover for a book my character owns.

Like literally every time I get dominated the guy fucking hides from me like a little bitch, either that or hides in a bigger crowd of "people" (re: the opposing team so not really people) so I can't get at them.

TIL to win at TF2 you need to be a gigantic fucking coward who hides from the people he dominates.

A screenshot of "The Memer" from a 2015 Wendy's advertisement with the caption "deports criminal illegal aliens like a boss." In the bottom-left corner is the seal of the Department of Homeland Security with another caption reading "This meme was made by the Department of Homeland Security."

This is the kind of shit the White House and DHS post on X The Everything App.

I'm walking through the ruins of JFK's Fascist America and right before I'm about to choose my favorite color I fuck up a jump. As I fall into the abyss, I yell "It's official, I'm derping out!" I can pay $15 to respawn, but it doesn't matter because the game servers are gonna go down in 3 days.

I got an idea for the perfect game. It has the writing of Dustborn, the dialogue of Forespoken, the originality of Concord, the gameplay of Gollum, and the ending of Mass Effect 3. It'll be live-service and make money via microtransactions. Adi Shankar will direct a Netflix adaptation of it.

I wish the next president would just pussywhip all these megacorporations.

I think this was the high point of my BlueSky career.

Nothing is broadly appealing anymore. This one guy randomly DM'd me asking me if I wanted to discuss what celebrities were hot and then he pulled out a bunch of TikTok stars I never heard about. Like who tf is "Breckie?"

bro i was almost about to write the most unfunny fucking post ever i'm glad i deleted it and it's lost media

i am NOT watching this neil mohan

"I put an autistic amount of effort..." bro just say you studied it really hard or smth. That's like saying I schizophrenically dreamed something.

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Just saw a YouTuber use the word "autistic" as a synonym for rigorous.

i wanted to write a post about the word "brapacious" but i can't decide how to introduce it

it's not even a proper word it's just something i thought up to make fun of people who audibly rip ass in discord vcs

better yet, they can impeach any member of the first family.

"sorry mr president but you might have to disown your son"
"why"
"we voted to impeach him and if the vote passes he will be recalled"
"why the fuck are you impeaching him he's like 10"
"eh we didn't like him"

it'd be really funny if the government could impeach the first lady and force the president to get a divorce.

The fact the Ringwraiths from LotR were once kings is kinda funny. Imagine getting accosted by 9 former US Presidents because they're all meth addicts and they think you know where Walter White is.

Throwback to the time I made a Turkish Pomni for a TTRPG campaign.

found a goofy ahh youtube thumbnail so i decided to jak it

Damn, lot of triggered Marty Robbins fans in the replies lol.

I find it funny how the only two songs Marty Robbins is known for are "Funny Cowboy Fallout Song" and "If You Don't Want to Die in Vietnam You're a Filthy Communist Traitor".

If the Internet existed in ancient Roman times the Pharisees would be posting Christian Owned/Rekt Compilations on TvTvbe and Nero's catamite would be coalposting AI-generated Christjaks getting crucified and eaten by lions while Rome burns.

trying to explode you with my mind

Since she died in late 2011 do you think Stalin's daughter ever watched Cars 2?

just watched happy gilmore 2 and, heheh, well let's just say, its not for the wokies

My hypothetical ideal anime would have the stellar writing and worldbuilding of Solo Leveling, the captivating characterization of Redo of Healer, the witty and subtle dialogue of High Guardian Spice, the amazing animation quality of One Punch Man S3, and the perfect pacing of One Piece.

...unamusing and uncreative fight scenes like in Jojo, the preachy nonsense of Serial Experiments Lain, the forced romance of Your Name, the choppy and outdated animation style of Spirited Away, a shitty unsatisfying ending a la Death Note, and a poorly-written opening like Cowboy Bebop's.

I think I just thought up the worst possible anime. Imagine, if you will, an anime with the shit writing of Evangelion, the abysmal worldbuilding of Mobile Suit Gundam, the bland and generic characterization of One Piece, the unbearable dialogue of Fullmetal Alchemist...