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What? I tried to see if you had anything positive to say.

Name calling.

Why don’t you just ask people to block you.

Wow. You really do just lash out randomly on here.

I hope someday your life is better.

Until then, please don’t hurt anyone.

Good luck to you.

@diedrichbader.bsky.social glad to see you on here.

Applebaum on Autocracy Anne Applebaum warns that Sudan’s descent into chaos shows what happens when institutions fail—and why a free press is essential to prevent America from following the same path.

Anne Applebaum: "If American media can’t convey how dangerous this behavior is—for our prosperity, for our health, for our democracy—then American media will eventually cease to exist."

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Finally, a united nation.

Well well well.

Did replying with that fill you will any positive emotion, even for an instant?

Did it improve the world, in any way shape or form even for a fraction of a second?

Was there any value in replying like that for you, for me, for anyone ever?

YouTube video by Fox News Flashback: Trump asks Russia for Clinton emails

trump asked russia, in public, to get involved in 2016 election on his behalf.

We all saw it.

So miss me with this nonsense Obama made up trump colluding with russia: we can see him ask them for help.

youtu.be/OsvWg2FBnts

And, trump, your name is all over the Epstein files, right?

#USpol

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Which hides your life, and shows not half your parts.
If I could write the beauty of your eyes,
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,
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Lmao. Your sarcasm is very welcome

Right? That was not my favorite.

Wait, we’re not saying the Governor of Texas is intent on ignoring and breaking the law to try to get his way, are we?

The Governor of Texas would never stoop so low as to totally thwart the will of his own voters and try to rule Texas through brute force alone inviting all sorts of trouble…

Cheating and rewriting all the rules has become standard procedure for the GOP.

Texas House Democrats offer a brief response to Gov. Greg Abbott's threat of arrest and expulsion: "Come and take it."

Crockett: Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of shit—we know that. But in a functioning democracy, he still wouldn’t be able to get away with this. He’s been able to get away with it because Republicans are complicit and—most importantly—the Supreme Court is complicit.

Albany mayor: being undocumented in the U.S. is not a crime Albany Mayor Kathy M. Sheehan said in a national television interview that it’s not a crime for immigrants to live in th

1) generative AIs lie.

2) not a crime to be in US without documentation; it’s a civil violation.

Thank you in advance for checking facts before speaking (or voting) in any place at any time w/bad info in the future.

It’s your patriotic duty!

Don’t damage the US by spreading bad info, again.

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Albany mayor: being undocumented in the U.S. is not a crime Albany Mayor Kathy M. Sheehan said in a national television interview that it’s not a crime for immigrants to live in th

1) generative AIs lie.

2) not a crime to be in US without documentation; it’s a civil violation.

Thank you in advance for checking facts before speaking (or voting) in any place at any time w/bad info in the future.

It’s your patriotic duty!

Don’t damage US by spreading bad info, again.

🫡🇺🇸

Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.

Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.

Do not.

That’s a solid start.

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a fun game to play with BLS numbers is to go “that’s stupid, why do they do it that way” and then go find the paper explaining why they do it that way to see if you still think it’s stupid, and if you do, you win

I am like 0 for 19 lifetime at this game