Stuart Dyson 🔰

No joy in today’s ballots.
Looks like I’ll have to get a dart board and start practicing…🎯 #mufc

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It’s really hurting him this. He’s had nothing positive to say all game.

9 minutes- they’re really making the Wolves fans suffer

Decent nights sleep on the cards tonight unlike after the Everton & West Ham games.

Come on United. Wolves are doing their best to help us win!

Are we about to witness a new low? Letting this shower of shit back into the game unforgivable. Need a big second half now.

Wolves giving the ball away for fun so we decide to be equally generous. Absolute cack.

51 minutes after the draw and the email arrives telling us payment will be processed tomorrow. Are we really so hard up?

Whatever happened to the rule about surrounding the referee or does it not apply to some clubs? #leeche

Think Anthony Taylor is in cahoots with Paqueta. Can’t see Arsenal v Chelsea ending 11 a side with 3 yellows inside the first 12 minutes.

What I’d give for a set of clippers to attack Cucarella’s bonce.

That’s for all the doubters- me included!

Always said he was a good ‘un!!

It’s like playing with 10 men with Zirkzee on the pitch. He offers nothing.

What the fuck was that Leny?

Frightening stat given the amount of time he’s been unavailable through injury.

That’s a given.

Got that same gut ache I had immediately after the Brentford game. Can’t see anything beyond a defeat today. It’s the hope that kills!

Served on a jury many years ago and I, along with others, had to explain ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ many times to someone who would not accept that thinking the defendant was guilty was sufficient to convict.

By my reckoning, if I get there at 7.00pm on Saturday I’ll be there 2 days before kick off. Expecting a big crowd are they?

Och aye the noo!

Need the scousers to come out fighting. A couple of red cards & season ending injuries for both sides would do nicely.

United hit a bit of form so we get a #motd hatchet job on Sesko. Twats.

His ‘resurgence’ just goes to show what a sack of shit he is. Clearly couldn’t be arsed over the last couple of years despite being in receipt of monstrous sums of money.

Liverpool win a game so guaranteed they are first on MOTD. The trouser creaming is back on.

So much going on in this photo. My personal favourites...

Good move getting the two carded players off

Get Casemiro off now before Oliver sends him off

Amad’s next challenge and Oliver will have his card out again