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"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
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"The legislature has not done a good job of funding new vessels, as the boats have aged. The average age is 35."
AHOY THERE! - FARE ROLLBACK AT GUEMES
GUEMES FOLK FACED A FARE-HIKE SO GRIM
WHEN THE COUNTY TRIED CHARGING TOO MUCH FOR THE SWIM
THE ISLANDERS CRIED TO THE COURT,
“HAVE YOU NO PRIDE, SIR?” THEIR RETORT
AND WON, MAKING COUNTY OFFICIALS LOOK DIM
LINKY:
www.cascadiadaily.co...
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IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH:
GOT MILK?, NEW FERRYS FROM OLD - PRIVATE SECTOR TO THE RESCUE, MONDRIAN ON THE SOUND, THE 'NATCH LOGS A HIT, (LOG IS OK - NATCH), GOV WANTS TO SPEND, SPEND, SPEND, MUKELTEO MULLETS OUT LOOKING FOR OAK HARBOR PARTY GIRLS AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
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WE SEND OUR BEST STRINGER TO THE WSF COMMUNITY MEETING WHILE WE ENJOY THE SEATTLE SUN
A SUBLIME SUMMARY IS THE RESULT, AS USUSAL
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"Who exactly is accountable for B.C. Ferries? There’s plenty of data and stats in the B.C. Ferries CEO’s recent commentary. What’s missing is humility."
SUGGEST GIVING: @bcferrys A SHOT
LINKY FROM THE TIMES COLONIST OPTION SECTION:
www.timescolonist.co...
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'NATCH SCORES A HIT, LOGS A NEW MAINTENANCE ISSUE, IN THE NEWS AGAIN, NATCH"
LOG REPORTED "OK".
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Stabbert Marine wants to acquire the retired ferry Hyak as well as the Klahowya. The shipyards in Seattle and Anacortes would refurbish those diesel ferries on its own dime and then recoup its investment by leasing the vessels back to the ferry system..
LINKY
washingtonstatestand...
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HYSLOP!
"Fiona Hyslop accepted that her claim in parliament that technical cancellations were only a “very small percentage” of disruption was not correct in the wake of concerns."
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STENA GETS INTO THE ROTATION
"New Stena ferry Connecta features unique Rotor Sails on Belfast to Heysham route. Rotor sails are large spinning vertical cylinders on the deck of a ship."
LINKY:
www.newsletter.co.uk...
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GRAFTON FERRY FOR GRAFTON
www.thetelegraph.com...
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JERSEY AND GUERNSEY - TWO ISLANDS DEVIDED BY A COMMON WATER
"CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE BY THEN"
AHOY THERE!
COUNTY COUNCIL CAUGHT CONNIVING
COURT CRUSHES COUNTY CASH-GRAB
COUNCIL’S GUEMES GOUGE GUTTED
AHOY THERE!
READ IT IN THE STANDARD:
"Reliable Washington State Ferries service depends on closing the crew gap."
...OH AND THE DEFERRED MAINTENANCE GAP. ...AND THE VESSEL SHORTAGE GAP. ...AND THE FUNDING GAP. BUT MIGHT AS WELL START SOMEWHERE.
LINKY:
washingtonstatestand...
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CRRRKZZZT... ATTENTION PASSENGER... ZWZZP...
PLEAZZZE REPORT TO... UH... ZRRRT... MAIN DECK FOR... KZZK... ERGENCY... SHHHH... ICEBERG LERT... NO .. ZWZZT... FREE HOT DOGS... CRKK... FERRY MAINTENANCE... ZRRRT FURTHER... BZZZZZT... PURPLE ELEPHANTS... KSHHH...
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A SYSTEM THAT ONCE RAN LIKE A DREAM
NOW SAILS ON A SKELETON TEAM.
WITH OLD VESSELS BREAKING,
AND SCHEDULES ALL SHAKING,
IT’S FERRY FIASCO SUPREME
mynorthwest.com/chokepoints/...
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ICEBURGS ON THE ELBE!
ON THE ELBE WHERE THE WINTER WINDS BITE
ROSE UP ICEBERGS A TERRIFYING SIGHT
WHILE THE LOCALS ALL CHEERED
FERRY CAPTAINS GREW FEARED
AS THE ICEBREAKERS PLOUGHED THROUGH THE NIGHT
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THERE ON JERSEY THEY STARTED A TUSSLE
OVER MAIL IN A TUESDAY NIGHT RUSSELL
JERSEY POST MADE A CLAIM
DFDS SAID “NOT THE SAME”
“THE FREIGHT’S RUNNING FINE, JUST LESS HUSTLE”
AHOY THERE:
THERE ONCE WAS A RUN TO DUKE POINT
WHERE A FERRY FELL SADLY OUT JOINT
WITH AN ENGINE ASKANCE,
CAME THE LAST-MINUTE CANCELLANCE
LEAVING STRAIT-BOUND COMMUTERS DISAPPOINT
CHEK IT:
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♪ ♫ ♬ "...MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,
IT'S NOT SO PLENTY (-FUL),
IN A FERRYMAN'S WORLD..." ♪ ♫ ♬
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www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2026/01/the-...
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GO CAPE HENLOPEN, AMERICA'S OLDEST FERRY AND WWII HERO!
"Every day, vehicles and commuters roll aboard the Cape Henlopen between New London, CT, and Orient Point on Long Island — often unaware they’re traveling on a piece of World War II history."
LINKY:
www.msn.com/en-us/ne...
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HURRY UP AND WAIT!
"The state’s contract extends the delivery deadline for each of the three plug-in vessels a year longer than initially planned, pushing completion of the boats to 2032"
LINKY:
washingtonstatestand...