"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

Branded packaging 😭

I'm so excited for Brawler's Guild!!

A true classic!

"AI is going to replace artists.”

Oh really? AI is going to rack up student debt and then be a disappointment to the family?

The Great North is one of the best cartoons I've seen since Bob's Burgers came out. It's a cosy hug with great voice acting. Gonna be real angry if it's actually canceled.

I'm going to make Ray watch it. And then tell me about it.

A true classic!

Chewberrrrrssss!!!

Every papal address takes 40 minutes - 3 hrs to wrap up because of the Midwestern 'amen'.

Arrrgghh, the blep in that last photo! 😍

To be fair, FF rule 34's itself.

Um, they're alt universe lalafel. And something about a sundering, busty bunny ladies, and catbois. UwU. Honk honk.

Glorious!

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.

This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

I love my neighbor's dogs so much.

Stay cozy, friends. Scrumples certainly does...

14 years ago today, I went to the shelter after work to make a donation. I ended up bringing a cat home. Her name was listed as Lily and she was a trembling pile of fur with huge eyes. The huge eyes remain, but she's my Squeeker, now and forever. 🥹

Behold her!

I hear ya. I've been down there a bunch and the best food has been - by far - Asian and Mexican/Tex-Mex. BBQ's been a bust, but I know it can be tough to find the reeeeallly good spots for that.

Dallas is lame. - Me.