Tim Collins

Ah, the end of year streaming reports, when everyone suddenly becomes fine with how much they're being surveilled. Apologies if I miss anything of importance but I have (hopefully) muted the tags that'll be attached to most of these reports.

04.12.2024 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors   It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride.   Be sure to watch what you write with a fine-tuned comb. Check and re-check until the cows turn blue. It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.   Don’t worry about opening up a whole hill of beans: you can always burn that bridge when you come to it, if you follow where I’m coming from.   Concentrate! Keep your door closed and your enemies closer. Finally, don’t take the moral high horse: if the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.

02.12.2024 09:06 — 👍 632    🔁 144    💬 21    📌 22

@moderation.bsky.app why is my muted words not checked against people's display names? If I don't want to see clowns, & someone's called Perry the Clown, & is a clown but isn't posting about being a clown, I still don't want to see their posts. (Apols to clowns called Perry, this is an example only)

30.11.2024 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

McDonald's makes huge change to iconic Happy Meal for first time in 38 years McDonald's has made a huge change to their popular Happy Meal for the first time in nearly four decades.

They made it less happy in the uk recently: www.lbc.co.uk/news/mcdonal...

28.08.2024 05:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No ARM build :(

13.08.2024 11:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0