Zielvos

I wish people would understand the power of "no comment" and how fast that can end conversations with some people.

You don't owe anyone or anything an explanation on who or what you are and why you are there.

Never talk to reporters, and never talk to a cop without a lawyer.

Basically, it's a gravy with any kind of chopped meat. We had chopped spam, ham, or corned beef. Just make toast and slap that shit on like it's biscuits and gravy.

I didn't grow up poor. I grew up with people that lived during the great depression and wars.

Shit on a shingle
Goulash
Jambalaya
Cornbeef hash
Several thousand casseroles with questionable ingredients and thoughts of locking up someone for food crimes.

Don't mock my heritage.

I hope to be able to walk out of work and not be there next year.

Team member on December 31st: see you next year lol

Me: bet

9:30 me: I will go to bed early tonight

11:11 me: whoops....

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

It's times like this I wish I had more recordings of the things people said so I can bring it back to them and show them what they said in the past and watch them backtrack. You are only watching now because they gave your idiot a trophy. That's all there is.

Trump basically got a participation trophy. People are hating the NFL, and I can see people switching to soccer (where they complained in the past how it was boring, low scoring, filled with fraud) because they gave their leader an award for not actually doing shit.

It hasn't even been 5 mins at work and already had to say "you stupid stupid whore" 3 times while reviewing failed transactions.

They swiped the wrong way, put the chip upside down, and tapped the computer screen and not the card reader screen.

Spotify wrapped, YouTube recap, LinkedIn review, AllRecipes appraisal, Pornhub summary

Leave me alone!!! I know you’ve been monitoring all of my online activity all year, you keep that to yourself

Friend: so many anthro on human sex games have a bald guy in them

Me: give me the names off all these games. I will copy the outfits and cos-play them at conventions.

I don't think my fat burning pills are working. Didn't change my diet, actually been eating less, and went from 186lbs to 197lbs in two weeks...

I think I'm just going to stick to the multi vitamin.

This year is almost over. It's been great, It's been wild, and I can't thank the friends that included me with things enough.

Thanks for the adventures, thanks for making me a part of things, and thank you for your love and support.

I wouldn't have been here this without you.

I knew I was asexual but man, last night I learned how asexual I am...

Here are several happy Virginia opossums (Didelphis virginiana). Some are carrying babies on their backs. Fallen leaves surround them. The atmosphere is cozy and warm.

Happy possum

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I knew this was going to be another scalper bullshit type thing. Told so many people that people only wanted the bag so they could sell it online. They are showing up on ebay now.

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I am not sorry for all you idiots that came to Target today thinking you were going to get an awesome swag bag.

Hopefully you can learn that a major corporation doesn't actually give a shit about you. Next you will learn we hate the 10-4 rule too.

Sending friends weiners this year.

Mom: I don't want you to get political today.

Me: I call it educating as I am using 3 sources, none of which are Fox News or some random asshole on Facebook

Mom: ok, don't be educational. You know everyone dropped out of school.

Why do so many people get this guy wrong, it's Webster from the DC comics "my hero academy."

Ok, but seriously, my grandpa had it, my dad had it, I could get it. It's important to check and I think I am about due for a check.

It's great dating artists and all, I mean, I am dating one, but dating a nurse is better because you can get free prostate exams.

Would maybe still see a doctor if things get sketchy but they can do it more often therfore better track record.

Another huge dumb winter storm and I was able to make it almost all the way home. Just got stuck in the driveway and I hope my car won't ice over too bad. It's a tomorrow problem.

I never once applied to be an Uber driver. Nice try scammers, but you failed.

Since grandma's passing in 2020, I never had dreams of her or the house.

Since selling the house, it's been once a week on average that I have dreams of something related to her (and grandpa) or the house.

When you say things like "the toe tags are included with the case of body bags" and forget that some people know nothing about past jobs, it makes you understand quick why context is always important.

You never know unless you try. It might just be your unknown fetish.