Gabriel Jones

Heck yeah. I couldn't believe it. Gave them a hug and everything.

Unexpectedly amazing night. One of the customers I delivered pizza to gave me $100. Then they leaned over and said "I've read all of your video game reviews. Keep up the good work."

OK. That last part was a lie.

Valis 2 by Laser Soft for the Turbografx 16 CD

Yuko's receives a new set of bikini armor after completing Act 3.

Yuko Asou with that "The bullshit they make me wear in these damn games." stare.
#retrogaming

English Improvement Patch Makes Willy Wombat More Accessible Than Ever An English Improvement patch for the Sega Saturn exclusive 3D platformer Willy Wombat released today! Download the patch here. While Willy Wombat has long been considered playable with little to no…

Willy Wombat, the Japan-exclusive Saturn 3D platformer from Hudson and Westone, already had English voices ... but now, thanks to Exxistance's new patch, the menus and on-screen choices are translated, too! Get the details here:

www.segasaturnshiro.com/2025/12/05/e...

#sega #saturn #segasaturn

I share the same name as a Marvel character, which is why I stick with the alias.

Whatever, I definitely don't want to see any more AI trash, especially if it says nice things about me.

Cute, but I meant my alias PepsimanVsJoe.

I think all of the data is from back when I wrote Steam reviews.

I made the mistake of reading Google AI's summary of me.

It said I was highly-respected in the gaming community.

Shit. I never heard a human say something that outrageous.

Well, I thought ghostbustier was funny.

Arden Ripley posting: Also, as someone who worked on HORSES and has also made porn games + comics: I really don't appreciate when people put down one thing I made to uplift the other! Especially considering no one at Santa Ragione *ever* framed it in these terms when we were discussing the Steam ban

A guy with a blue checkmark posting: Q-Up and Candy Crush, say, are more serious works of game than Horses (which seems fine and even innocuous!) or whatever embarrassing anime RPG trash is on Steam or Nintendo EShop.

Horses dev: Please, the most important thing you can do is don’t knock other people down to uplift us.

The dumbest blue checkmark alive:

we're coming up on the one-year anniversary of www.noahsbarks.com. i had zero knowledge of web design, and the site began as black text on a white background. some days i spend more than 10 hours importing more of my content to the site, improving SEO, and refining my library.

V having dozens of ways to win a battle besides "swing swords a bunch" and focus on dungeons over barely interactive set pieces lends it insane replay-value.

The bullshit that ends up in my feed.

"Anyway, I thought you grew up in Portland?"

"Something terrible happened in Silent Hill 17 years ago."

Screenshots from the car ride in Silent Hill 3.
Damn. What a scene. Konami was making that PS2 work.
#retrogaming

Funnily enough, I never get far enough into the dream to find out.

It could be a turn-based RPG for all I know.

I had that dream again a video game adaptation of HBO's The Wire exists, except it was made in Brazil.
Instead of show footage, the developers filmed their friends and family wearing "costumes" then dubbed in voice clips.
Also, there are 500% extra shoot-outs because the team wanted more action.

Alrighttyy here it is 🫴🏾✨ My Robin cosplay attempt 🙃🫰🏾I used my grandmothers broomstick for this 😭💜

ig: @ itzkazuyah

#cosplay #cosplaysky #blackcosplayers #cosplayersofsky #blacksky #blackcosplay #addtoblacksky #dc #robincosplay #timdrake #blerd #blerds #blerdsky

Dammit.
Can't... stay awake... long enough to... repost... all of the.. Final Fantasy 5 fanart.

FF5 33周年おめでとうございます🌱
キャラケーキでお祝いします🎂✨️
#FF5_33周年
#FF5_33nd_anniversary

2026 Special - Ghost Sweeper Mikami

2026 Special - Ghost Sweeper Mikami pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2025/12/2026-spe… via @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social #gaming #retrogaming #GamersUnite

33周年おめでとうございます！
#FF5_33周年
#FF5_33rd_anniversary

12月6日はSFC『ファイナルファンタジーV』33周年。ストーリーやBGMはもちろん、ジョブチェンジシステムで職業変更し、覚えたアビリティを付け替えながら育成出来る、自由度の高いシリーズ5作目。

FF5 33周年おめでたいね！
私はまだまだ新参者だけど出会えて本当によかった！

Valis 2 by Laser Soft for the Turbografx 16 CD

Yuko's receives a new set of bikini armor after completing Act 3.

Yuko Asou with that "The bullshit they make me wear in these damn games." stare.
#retrogaming

Kills me that someone on Earth thought this garbage had any business existing.

Heather: "Listen.... Something really crazy is going on." The game is Silent Hill 3 by Konami for the Sony Playstation 2.

This boss likes to run away. What a jerk.

Carroll St. Well, at least the signs are easy to see in Silent Hill.

Silent Hill 3.
After checking in on her dad, Heather ran into some weirdo hanging out on the roof.
Fed up with the nonsense that's been plaguing her the past couple hours, she takes a vacation to Silent Hill.

Oh, big surprise. There are monsters here too.
#retrogaming #konami

I suppose that for once I don't see the point in knocking a game that isn't better than its predecessor.

Looking at it from the developer's point of view. They've already seen the top of the mountain and realized there's nothing there.

Finished level 2 in Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth. I think that my opinion of this game has softened over time. It does a lot right, but I've always been harsh because it doesn't clear the impossibly high bar set by Touhou Luna Nights.
#retrogaming

『がんばれゴエモン 黒船党の謎』GB版 発売日(1997.12.04.)
#今日は何の日 #がんばれゴエモン #猫とふりかえるゲーム発売日